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Yoga for beginners,
'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'
Early Exercise Machines
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'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"Daddy is fiscally buff."
"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."
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'It's his only form of exercise these days...chasing yield.'
'Five more, Billy! No pain, no gain!!'
'Good morning, and welcome to Sunshine Cruise Line's 14-day weight-loss cruise.'
"One slice—hold the bread."
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"You seem reasonably fit - have you ever pulled a rickshaw?"
'I'm afraid your lifestyle has caught up with my body.'
'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'
"I released a lot of emotion with my drumming, but I still need to have a tantrum."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, behavior, behaviour, tantrum, tantrums, fit, fits, toy, toys, playing, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, drum, drums, drumming, banging, hitting, music therapy, musical therapy, temper, emotion, emotions, emotional, anger, angry, release, mental health, frustration, psychobabble, psychology, modern kids, modern children, modern life
Grim Reaper. Trim Reaper. Tim's Reefer
Attack of the Creeping Doily
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"How I dread it when somebody mentions fitness to Ernie."
"As a species we're endangered. As an individual I'm in great shape."
'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'
Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture
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"Do these abs make me look gay?"
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"I love your body - where did you get it?"
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Thinning the herd.
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