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'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'
Early Exercise Machines
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"Everything I eat goes straight to my ass."
"My mistake, really. I thought your ad said you were into cross-training."
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'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
"Just sitting here widening. You?"
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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."
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"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."
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"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"
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"Daddy is fiscally buff."
"Looks like you're out for the season - you've got a torn rotator cuff."
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'It's his only form of exercise these days...chasing yield.'
"Gruelling as this is, it's not a total-body workout."
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"Mind if I smoke?"
'Five more, Billy! No pain, no gain!!'
"One slice—hold the bread."
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'Steroids are for weenies. Back in my day, they played baseball like real men. . . drunk and bloated.'
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"Was I upset when you gave me a full day of beauty?"
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"You seem reasonably fit - have you ever pulled a rickshaw?"
'Good morning, and welcome to Sunshine Cruise Line's 14-day weight-loss cruise.'
'I'm afraid your lifestyle has caught up with my body.'