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"In the morning I eat nothing then I wait 4 hours and eat nothing again."
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"No, it's not a typo."
"Perhaps you'd be interested in our new hot mowing classes."
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The Grim Reaper Keeps Fit
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"Now shake it all about."
"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"
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'Oh, you are into Yoga? Me too!'
'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'
To get a more intense workout, the spinning class at Gervmont Health Club worse hip waders the whole time.
Planes copying air marshals.
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"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"
'Dude. Tai Chi. They do it in the park.'
"To maximize your wellness, we're going to work out for two hours every day!"
Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.
"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."
'Ok, now everyone jump up and touch the ceiling 100 times with the palms of your hands...'
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'You must be here for the spinning class.'
'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'
"Okay ladies, you'll be excited to learn that this session is to be filmed for network T.V. so let's warm up with some toe touching shall we...?"
"1 cookie, 2 donuts, 3 cupcakes, 4..."
"We're in the wrong spin class."
"I'm making him take a spin class."
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"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."