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'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'
"My fitness goal is to be able to shop till I don't drop!"
'Changing your facebook profile does not count as exercise!'
"You're the picture of health - and by the way, I'm totally in love with you."
"Throw a stick, throw a ball, take a walk... are you my dog or my personal trainer?"
"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."
'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'
"What do you mean, I'm as fit as a man of 40? I'm only 30!"
'If he wasn't in a 12-step program he wouldn't get any exercise at all.'
"I don't consider shopping as exercise, Mrs. Fowler."
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'If it weren't for politics, Harlow wouldn't get any exercise at all.'
"Our instructor is very strict...but I think he has a crush on me. Either that or he was giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation."
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It appears his GPS isn't working properly.
'He was pretending to be playing for Manchester United when he collapsed with exhaustion.'
'What are you doing?.' 'My exercises.'
'...Isn't keeping fit fun...?'
'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'
'Nice abs control!'
"This is the new 'fitness laptop.' It's so large, dragging it around is a great workout."
"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."
"I've notices a HUGE improvement in my endurance. Last night I made four trips to the buffet table and I wasn't even winded."
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"You need to improve your fitness."
"We want our employees healthy, so we now require you to take the stairs. Since we're on the 97th floor, I suggest getting to work a little earlier."
"And would you describe yourself as 'active', 'very active', or a 'lardy arse waste of space'?"
"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"