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"Will I still be able to not exercise?"
'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'
"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."
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"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."
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"My fitness goal is to be able to shop till I don't drop!"
'Changing your facebook profile does not count as exercise!'
'Making the resolution to sort out my work-life balance is BEST decision I ever made!'
"You're the picture of health - and by the way, I'm totally in love with you."
"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping meals, and jumping to conclusions won't help you."
"Throw a stick, throw a ball, take a walk... are you my dog or my personal trainer?"
"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."
'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'
'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'
"What do you mean, I'm as fit as a man of 40? I'm only 30!"
'Exercise books are on the third floor and we have no elevator.'
'If he wasn't in a 12-step program he wouldn't get any exercise at all.'
"I don't consider shopping as exercise, Mrs. Fowler."
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"Our instructor is very strict...but I think he has a crush on me. Either that or he was giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation."
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It appears his GPS isn't working properly.
'What are you doing?.' 'My exercises.'
'...Isn't keeping fit fun...?'
'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'
'Nice abs control!'
"Mary, are you sure nobody has added a couple of extra stairs since this morning?"