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"Want to know how many steps we took?"
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"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."
"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."
"You wear it on your wrist and it hacks - I mean, tracks - all your personal data."
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"On the bright side, you just logged 54 'Flights Climbed' for the day."
Tags:bright side, bright-side, bright sides, bright-sides, pyramid, pyramids, human sacrifices, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, fitness tracking, fitness tracked, exercise regime, exercise regimes, fitness regime, fitness regimes, workout, workouts, work-out, work-outs, aztec, aztecs, inca, maya, mayan
"Afraid this whole section's barren. But, I got my 10,000 steps in!"
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'Wow! This zombie apocalypse is doing wonders for my fitness...'
"Only 5,000 steps? I thought it would be more than that."
Tags:sisyphus, sisyphean, sisyphean task, sisyphean tasks, step counter, step counters, step counting, exercise tracker, exercise trackers, exercise, workout, workouts, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classical myth, classical myths, classical mythology, boulder, hades, tartarus, fitness tracker, fitness trackers
"Fit watch say me need more steps."
"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."
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"How did we do?"
"My fitness tracker says I'm in GREAT shape, but I thought I'd get a second opinion."
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"Jim's still wearing his fitbit - it was last wish to get in these steps."
Tags:step counter, step counters, step counting, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, exercise tracker, exercise trackers, sport watch, sport watches, sports watch, sports watches, funeral, funerals, step, steps, active lifestyle, obsession, obsessions, last request, last requests, will, wills, funeral service, funeral services, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles
"So, let's see what your fitness band says today."
Tags:gym, gyms, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, exercise tracker, exercise trackers, exercise tracking, fitness tracking, workout, workouts, work out, work outs, working out, sedentary lifestyle, sedentary lifestyles, active lifestyle, active lifestyles, calorie, calories, couch potato, couch potatoes
"Now that Google owns Fitbit, they know when I am sleeping, they know when I'm awake..."
'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'
Tags:fitness trackers, fitness apps, fitness tracker, wearable technologies, smartwatch, smartwatches, smart watch, smart watches, smart-watch, smart-watches, wearable tech, wearable technology, mobile devices, computers, data, health data, big-data, big data, vitals, vital stats, vital statistics, medical, health and fitness, sleep, sleep deprivation, work, daydreams, day dreaming, daydream, day dreamer, day dreamers, office worker, office workers, worker drones, cubicles
"It looks like another productive night of sleep and exercise. My smart watch logged seven hours of sleep and over 1,500 steps from sleep walking."
'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'
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"It's an unfitness tracker. It shows how long I've wallowed."
"My activity tracker helps me reach my goal of 10 steps per day."
Tags:animals, animal, turtles, turtle, tortoises, tortoise, activity tracker, activity trackers, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, slow, slowly, lazy, laziness, step, steps, exercise, exercises, exercising, goal, goals, achievement, achievements, fitness goal, fitness goals, goal weight, run, runs, running, jog, jogs, jogging, sloth, plodding, pace
"Putting an activity tracker on your ankle and then scratching that spot that makes your leg kick is defeating the whole purpose."
If Dante had an activity tracker
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"Would you stop checking your step counter?"
Healthcare cartoon about cheating on health insurance with wearable devices.
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"And this measures the frequency and intensity of my farts."
Tags:fitness tracker, fitness trackers, wearable, wearables, wearable technology, indigestion, farts, farted, measure, measures, measurement, measurements, break wind, breaks wind, breaking wind, gas, passing gas, pass gas, passes gas, tech junkie, tech junkies, tech addict, tech addicts, early adopter, early adopters