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Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab
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"We'd like 5 star accommodation but with some interesting poverty nearby."
'I'll need to see a financial statement before you can order.'
'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'
'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'
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'5 hygiene stars! Shame the food tastes like toilet tissue!'
'I flew 'tourist' . . . and the hotel didn't even have a concierge service!'
'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'
Bedbug Hotel Reviews
'I think I'll go home and eat'
'Hello, Room Service?'
"... No, we're not a five star hotel. That's the name of the place... The five star hotel."
"... Oh, no. That's up there because we've had five celebrities stay here."
"Waiter, I think you've mixed my bill up with someone who's buying the restaurant."
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'Let me call someone to get your trunk.'
'Pass the grey stuff.'
'Sorry, General, but this is a five star hotel.'
'Since winning Lotto, I stay only in five-star hotels: No need for a shell anymore...'
'I believe St. Bernards Monastery is now a 5-star hotel!'
"I don't understand, it got 5 stars on the travel website."
"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."
Tags:travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, tourist, tourists, off the beaten track, off-the-beaten-track, hotel, hotels, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, 5 star, five star, tourist horde, tourist hordes, travel plan, travels, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, destination, destinations