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The Adventures of Break-O-Man
A broken American heart
Tags:heart, hearts, love heart, love hearts, broken heart, broken hearts, broken hearted, american, american, us, united states, usa, stars and stripes, american flag, us flag, u.s. flag, us flags, u.s. flags, broken, torn apart, ripped apart, mending, mend, mends, fixing, fix, fixed, divided, divided america, divided nation, broken nation
"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."
Tags:fall, falls, falling, take a fall, takes a fall, taking a fall, dive, dives, diving, fix, fixed, fixing, match fixing, boxing match, boxing matches, miscommunication, miscommunications, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, misinterpreting, boxer, boxers, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, rigged, mafia, gamble, gambles, gambling, communication, prizefighter, prizefighters, prizefighting, boxing ring, boxing rings, corruption, athlete, athletes
'Sorry we had to kill you, but it was the only way we could get some computer tech support up here.'
"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."
Tags:greece, rome, roman empire, greek, parthenon, history, historical flavor, remodernize, remodernization, remodernise, remodernising, remodernisation, modernise, modernising, modernize, modernizing, american, american influence, fix, fixes, fix up, fixes up, ruin, ruins, remodel, remodels, remodels, miss the point, missing the point, bottom line, architecture
The Las Vegas Oddsmakers
Tags:steal, stealing, stealing base, base, stealing the base, las vegas, vegas, baseball, baseball game, expansion team, expansion teams, sports, competitive sports, america, american, region, regions, regional, gambling, gambler, gamblers, casino, casinos, sleaze, sleazy, sleazeball, creep, creeps, scam, scamming, scammer, scammed, scams, con, con artist, conned, cons, play on words, word play, word-play, fix, fixed, fixed game
'Someone should fix that,'
Tags:health and safety, safety, safety issue, safety issues, fix, fixes, fixing, fixed, hole, holes, basketball, basketballs, basketballer, basketballers, player, players, play, plays, playing, played, dribble, dribbles, dribbling, dribbler, dribblers, dribbled, fall, falls, falling, fell, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Romney makes mess, Obama tries to clean up.
"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."
Tags:broken, broke, fix, fixed, fixing, sales, salesman, salesperson, fix-it, repair, repairs, repaired, repairman, repairmen, customer, customers, customer service, appliances, truthful, honest, honesty, honestly, rip-off, ripped-off, returned, returns, return, shop, shops, store, stores, maintenance
Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures
Tags:last-ditch, last ditch, last ditch attempt, drastic measures, drastic, heroic measure, heroic, heroic measures, high risk, high-risk, last resort, last resorts, last-resort, appliances, appliance, repair, repairs, legal, legal terms, legal terminology, medical terms, medical terminology, fix-it, fix it, fixer, fix
Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men
Tags:male, males, men, man, gender stereotype, masculine, masculinity, cliche, cliches, cliched, directions, asking directions, fix, fixes, fixing, football, strategy, strategies, dance, dances, dancing, bad dancer, bad dancers, musical, musicals, heterosexual, heterosexuals, heterosexuality, gene, genes
"You fix it by buying a new one."
Tags:tech support, technical support, it, information technology, i.t., i.t. support, it support, technician, technicians, technical help, techie, techies, modern life, modern technology, technology, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones, smart phones, smart phones, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, broken, fix, repair, virus, viruses, computer virus, computer viruses, buy, buy a new one, product, products, customer service, service, helpdesk, help desk, helpdesks, help desks, geek, geeks, electronics, electronic devices
"About three o'clock yesterday it was hot as hell. The dog was panting, making those clicky-clacky noises like a dog does, ya know. Jess heard the dog, and damn it if he didn't adjust Ferguson's valves and put on a new fan belt."
"So you're having trouble conceiving. Have you tried sex?"
Tags:ob-gyn, ob-gyns, obstetrician, obstetricians, obstetrician-gynecologists, conceive, conceives, conceiving, conception, fertile, fertility, fertility treatment, fertility treatments, fertility doctor, fertility doctors, troubleshoot, troubleshoots, troubleshooting, tech support, technical support, support line, support lines, fix, fixes, fixing, pregnancy, pregnancies, try for a baby, trying for a baby
"Here's your problem."
"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."
Tags:friend, friends, friendship, companion, companionship, gossip, gossiping, gossips, trauma, traumatic, wound, wounded, wounds, reasurrance, reassuring, counsel, counsellor, counselling, help, helping, helpful, salt, salt in the wound, worse, make it worse, making it worse, not helping, unhelpful, unhelpfully, girl, girls, girl code, catty, cattiness, coffee, coffee date, exacerbate, toxic, toxicity, toxic friendship, fix, fixate, fixation, advice, bad advice, problem, private, fixer, fixer upper
'Told you to get your mower fixed.'
'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'
Tags:oil, oils, petrol, petrols, door, doors, entrance, entrances, irony, ironic, odd, oddity, oddities, technician, technicians, repair, repairs, repairing, repaired, maintain, maintains, maintaining, maintained, maintenance, fix, fixes, fixing, fixed, shortage, shortages, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Try blowing on it."
Tags:wind turbine, wind turbines, wind farm, wind farms, wind energy, energy, power, wind power, wind, windmill, windmills, environment, environmentally friendly, eco-friendly, ecological, green, green energy, clean energy, clean, engineer, engineers, repair, repairs, repairmen, repairman, problem, problems, issue, issues, blow, blowing, solution, solutions, solve, fan, fans, fix, fixing, repairing, alternative energy, try, attempt, mechanic, mechanics, not working, out of order, out-of-order, electricity, generator, generators
'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'
'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'
Knowing that mechanics often try to fool femal customers, Charlene kept a pair of overalls and a mustache in her trunk,
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, fix, fixes, fixed, fixer, fixers, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, garage, garages, impression, impressions, conception, conceptions, idea, ideas, ideology, judge, judged, judges, judgemental, opinion, opinions, swindle, swindles, swindled, swindler, close to home
'Will you shut up about how ironic this is and focus on getting us out of here'
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lift, repairmen, repairman, repair, repair, repairing, repairer, repairers, fix, fixes, fixing, fixer, fixers, irony, ironic, trap, traps, trapped, claustrophobic, claustrophobia, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, conference, conferences, meeting, meetings, close to home
'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'
Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...
Tags:polar, bear, bears, igloo, igloos, house, houses, alarm, alarms, fix, fixing, fixed, fixer, ice, icy, snow, snows, snowy, roar, roars, work, working, worker, gary, fire, fires, megaphone, megaphones, lazy, disappointed, disappointment, hassle, hassles, job, jobs, mend, mending, left, leave, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater