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The Adventures of Break-O-Man
'Sorry we had to kill you, but it was the only way we could get some computer tech support up here.'
"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."
Tags:greece, rome, roman empire, greek, parthenon, history, historical flavor, remodernize, remodernization, remodernise, remodernising, remodernisation, modernise, modernising, modernize, modernizing, american, american influence, fix, fixes, fix up, fixes up, ruin, ruins, remodel, remodels, remodels, miss the point, missing the point, bottom line, architecture
'Someone should fix that,'
Tags:health and safety, safety, safety issue, safety issues, fix, fixes, fixing, fixed, hole, holes, basketball, basketballs, basketballer, basketballers, player, players, play, plays, playing, played, dribble, dribbles, dribbling, dribbler, dribblers, dribbled, fall, falls, falling, fell, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men
Tags:male, males, men, man, gender stereotype, masculine, masculinity, cliche, cliches, cliched, directions, asking directions, fix, fixes, fixing, football, strategy, strategies, dance, dances, dancing, bad dancer, bad dancers, musical, musicals, heterosexual, heterosexuals, heterosexuality, gene, genes
"So you're having trouble conceiving. Have you tried sex?"
Tags:ob-gyn, ob-gyns, obstetrician, obstetricians, obstetrician-gynecologists, conceive, conceives, conceiving, conception, fertile, fertility, fertility treatment, fertility treatments, fertility doctor, fertility doctors, troubleshoot, troubleshoots, troubleshooting, tech support, technical support, support line, support lines, fix, fixes, fixing, pregnancy, pregnancies, try for a baby, trying for a baby
"Here's your problem."
'Our master is getting his eyes fixed.'
'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'
Tags:oil, oils, petrol, petrols, door, doors, entrance, entrances, irony, ironic, odd, oddity, oddities, technician, technicians, repair, repairs, repairing, repaired, maintain, maintains, maintaining, maintained, maintenance, fix, fixes, fixing, fixed, shortage, shortages, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'
Knowing that mechanics often try to fool femal customers, Charlene kept a pair of overalls and a mustache in her trunk,
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, fix, fixes, fixed, fixer, fixers, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, garage, garages, impression, impressions, conception, conceptions, idea, ideas, ideology, judge, judged, judges, judgemental, opinion, opinions, swindle, swindles, swindled, swindler, close to home
'Will you shut up about how ironic this is and focus on getting us out of here'
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lift, repairmen, repairman, repair, repair, repairing, repairer, repairers, fix, fixes, fixing, fixer, fixers, irony, ironic, trap, traps, trapped, claustrophobic, claustrophobia, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, conference, conferences, meeting, meetings, close to home
'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'
'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'
Why appliance repairmen don't make cold calls.
Tags:appliance, appliances, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, fix, fixes, fixer, fixers, cold, calls, call, calling, caller, callers, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, hang, hangs, talk, talking, fast, fast, quick, quickly, breath, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"It's certainly high time you got around to fixing that lock, Straus!"
Tags:lock, locks, bathroom, bathrooms, bathroom stall, bathroom stalls, door lock, door locks, broken, busted, toilet, toilets, toilet cubicle, toilet cubicles, stall, stalls, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, delay, delays, delayed repairs, deferred maintenance, fix, fixes, fixing, wait, waits, long wait, long waits, neglect, neglected, janitor, janitors, maintenance man, maintenance men, building maintenance
"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."
"The plumber says to put a pan under the place that leaks."
Tags:leak, leaks, plumber, plumbing, flood, flooding, leaky, service, service, maintenance, home, homes, home ownership, house, houses, diy, maintenance men, maintenance man, fix, fixing, fixed, fixes, furniture, interior, interiors, visual gag, visual joke, underwhelm, underwhelming, ignorance, ignorant, missing, missing the point, underestimating, underestimate, butler, butlers
'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'
"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."
Tags:tv show, tv shows, fixer upper, fixer uppers, fix, fixes, fixing, reality show, reality shows, tv show, tv shows, flee, flees, fleeing, hopeless, hopelessness, useless, uselessness, lost cause, lost causes, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes, self-improvement, crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, trash heap, trash heaps
"Okay, up there, let's give 'er another try."
'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'
'I fix problems you didn't know you had in ways you wouldn't understand.'
"Relax, I was appointed by the president."
Tags:super, supers, super-man, manly, manliness, expectation, expectations, masculine, masculinity, fix it, fix, fixes, fixing, fuse box, fuse boxes, ideal man, ideal person, ideal people, fantasy, do it yourself, husband, husbands, ideal husband, ideal husbands, educated, well-educated, perfect person, perfect people, perfection, perfect man, perfect men