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"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."
Tags:fall, falls, falling, take a fall, takes a fall, taking a fall, dive, dives, diving, fix, fixed, fixing, match fixing, boxing match, boxing matches, miscommunication, miscommunications, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, misinterpreting, boxer, boxers, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, rigged, mafia, gamble, gambles, gambling, communication, prizefighter, prizefighters, prizefighting, boxing ring, boxing rings, corruption, athlete, athletes
A broken American heart
Tags:heart, hearts, love heart, love hearts, broken heart, broken hearts, broken hearted, american, american, us, united states, usa, stars and stripes, american flag, us flag, u.s. flag, us flags, u.s. flags, broken, torn apart, ripped apart, mending, mend, mends, fixing, fix, fixed, divided, divided america, divided nation, broken nation
'Someone should fix that,'
Tags:health and safety, safety, safety issue, safety issues, fix, fixes, fixing, fixed, hole, holes, basketball, basketballs, basketballer, basketballers, player, players, play, plays, playing, played, dribble, dribbles, dribbling, dribbler, dribblers, dribbled, fall, falls, falling, fell, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
A plumber pulls cash out from the sewer near a casino.
"The problem is that your trap is one big macaroni."
"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."
Tags:broken, broke, fix, fixed, fixing, sales, salesman, salesperson, fix-it, repair, repairs, repaired, repairman, repairmen, customer, customers, customer service, appliances, truthful, honest, honesty, honestly, rip-off, ripped-off, returned, returns, return, shop, shops, store, stores, maintenance
Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men
Tags:male, males, men, man, gender stereotype, masculine, masculinity, cliche, cliches, cliched, directions, asking directions, fix, fixes, fixing, football, strategy, strategies, dance, dances, dancing, bad dancer, bad dancers, musical, musicals, heterosexual, heterosexuals, heterosexuality, gene, genes
"Hand me my claw hammer."
"About three o'clock yesterday it was hot as hell. The dog was panting, making those clicky-clacky noises like a dog does, ya know. Jess heard the dog, and damn it if he didn't adjust Ferguson's valves and put on a new fan belt."
"So you're having trouble conceiving. Have you tried sex?"
Tags:ob-gyn, ob-gyns, obstetrician, obstetricians, obstetrician-gynecologists, conceive, conceives, conceiving, conception, fertile, fertility, fertility treatment, fertility treatments, fertility doctor, fertility doctors, troubleshoot, troubleshoots, troubleshooting, tech support, technical support, support line, support lines, fix, fixes, fixing, pregnancy, pregnancies, try for a baby, trying for a baby
"Try blowing on it."
Tags:wind turbine, wind turbines, wind farm, wind farms, wind energy, energy, power, wind power, wind, windmill, windmills, environment, environmentally friendly, eco-friendly, ecological, green, green energy, clean energy, clean, engineer, engineers, repair, repairs, repairmen, repairman, problem, problems, issue, issues, blow, blowing, solution, solutions, solve, fan, fans, fix, fixing, repairing, alternative energy, try, attempt, mechanic, mechanics, not working, out of order, out-of-order, electricity, generator, generators
'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'
Tags:oil, oils, petrol, petrols, door, doors, entrance, entrances, irony, ironic, odd, oddity, oddities, technician, technicians, repair, repairs, repairing, repaired, maintain, maintains, maintaining, maintained, maintenance, fix, fixes, fixing, fixed, shortage, shortages, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Will you shut up about how ironic this is and focus on getting us out of here'
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lift, repairmen, repairman, repair, repair, repairing, repairer, repairers, fix, fixes, fixing, fixer, fixers, irony, ironic, trap, traps, trapped, claustrophobic, claustrophobia, escape, escapes, escaping, escaped, conference, conferences, meeting, meetings, close to home
'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'
'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'
'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'
Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...
Tags:polar, bear, bears, igloo, igloos, house, houses, alarm, alarms, fix, fixing, fixed, fixer, ice, icy, snow, snows, snowy, roar, roars, work, working, worker, gary, fire, fires, megaphone, megaphones, lazy, disappointed, disappointment, hassle, hassles, job, jobs, mend, mending, left, leave, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"It's certainly high time you got around to fixing that lock, Straus!"
Tags:lock, locks, bathroom, bathrooms, bathroom stall, bathroom stalls, door lock, door locks, broken, busted, toilet, toilets, toilet cubicle, toilet cubicles, stall, stalls, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, delay, delays, delayed repairs, deferred maintenance, fix, fixes, fixing, wait, waits, long wait, long waits, neglect, neglected, janitor, janitors, maintenance man, maintenance men, building maintenance
"The plumber says to put a pan under the place that leaks."
Tags:leak, leaks, plumber, plumbing, flood, flooding, leaky, service, service, maintenance, home, homes, home ownership, house, houses, diy, maintenance men, maintenance man, fix, fixing, fixed, fixes, furniture, interior, interiors, visual gag, visual joke, underwhelm, underwhelming, ignorance, ignorant, missing, missing the point, underestimating, underestimate, butler, butlers
Joe's Fixit Shop: if it ain't broke,break it
Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .
If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Shop.
A man looks at a sign in front of an elevator that reads "Out of Order - Technicians conducting tests of elevator's capacity to withstand inane chitchat."
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, out of order, broken, broken down, tech, techs, technician, technicians, fixing, repairing, testing, test, tests, inane chitchat, chitchat, chatting, gossip, gossiping, conversation, conversations, small talk, sign, signs, signage, office, offices, office life, office building, office buildings, technology
'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'
"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."
Tags:tv show, tv shows, fixer upper, fixer uppers, fix, fixes, fixing, reality show, reality shows, tv show, tv shows, flee, flees, fleeing, hopeless, hopelessness, useless, uselessness, lost cause, lost causes, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes, self-improvement, crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, trash heap, trash heaps