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"I wouldn't have spent so much time fixing this place up if I'd known we'd be leaving so soon."
"When I said it might sell faster if you put in a new driveway, I meant if you repaved the old one."
Home Improvement Books: 'Well, they finally wrote one for Walter.' (If it ain't broke, don't fix it.)
"And here we have the 47-piece main floor bathroom. It should be a four-piece once they get it all put back together."
'It's not a fix-up! You'll see! There's no one you'd even remotely be interested in!'
'Well! Well! Look what the cat dragged home!...'
"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"
'No! I've learned my lesson. No more blind dates for me.' 'But Jenny's different. She doesn't even have a nice personality.'
"If you like it you'd better act quick. 'Under the bed' got scooped up the moment it hit the market."
Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose