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"Daddy is fiscally buff."
Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.
Abs of Gold?
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Healthy man next to fat man.
"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"
'I don't understand how a cast iron stomach can expand so much.'
"...and some things the body decides for you."
"The only thing I notice thinning is my hair."
'I'm prescribing a flesh-eating virus for you.'
'A windy day in the summer can cause these armflab updraughts.'
'I hate to break this to you, Clark, but your buns of steel have turned to jello.'
'World's HEAVIEST Man'
The word SO: 'HEY,FATSO!'
Overweight dumb-bells at a Weight Loss Centre having their weights removed
WeightWatches - Overweight Watches at a weight-loss clinic seeking help.
Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?
'Underneath that flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.'
Naughty kids watching TV and telling their slack dad to go back to his kennel.
Angry schoolboys trying to wake their drunk dad asleep in front of his TV set.
'Gentlemen, the company is in bad shape...'