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"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."
Tags:forgetful, forget, forgets, forgetting, absentminded, absent-minded, absentmindedness, thoughtless, other plans, making other plans, fish, fishes, fishing trip, fishing trips, forgotten, forgot, flake, flakes, flaking, flaky, cement shoes, sleeps with the fishes, mob, mob hit, mob hits, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, killing
"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."
Super Bran Flakes.
"I'm still very fond of you, Marilee, but I'm getting tired of our Uptown Wimp-Downtown Flake combo."
Tags:wimp, wimps, wimpy, flake, flakes, flaky, couple, couples, bad couple, bad couples, combination, combinations, combo, combos, fond, fondness, breakup, breakups, breaking up, uptown, downtown, class division, class divisions, divide, divides, cultural divide, cultural divides, cultural division, cultural divisions, may-december romance
"I see your past life."
Tags:clairvoyant, clairvoyants, fortune teller, fortune tellers, snow, client, clients, snowman, snowmen, snow, snows, snowing, snow globe, snow globes, envisage, envisaging, see, sees, seeing, past, past life, past lives, see into, seeing into, flake, flakes, snow flake, snow flakes, component, components
Customs at the L.A. Airport
Tags:tourists, regional, travel, psychology, anger, stress, customs, la, l.a., los angeles, lax, california, californian, californians, east coast, new yorker, new age, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, skepticism, past life, past lives, crystal, crystals, aromatherapy, flake, flakes, flaky, cliche, cliches
"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."
Tags:workshop, workshops, brave, bravery, courage, coward, cowards, cowardly, lion, lions, wizard of oz, self-help, self-improvement, seminar, seminars, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, frighten, frightens, frightening, frightened, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, scare, scared, solution, solutions, hollywood, film industry, movie industry, flake, flakes, flaky
'DANDRUFF?! Those are just flakes!'
"It was his turn to bring mead, and he didn't bring mead."
Tags:execution, medieval execution, public execution, hang, hanging, medieval, middle ages, olde worlde, unforgivable crimes, unforgivable offences, bringing beer, bringing the beer, getting a round in, flake, flakes, mead, beer, beers, drink, drinks, social faux pas, capital crime, capital crimes, capital offenses, capital offenses
'Are you going to eat that last flake?'
Tags:fish, fish bowl, fish bowls, fish tank, fish tanks, fishes, aquarium, aquariums, pet, pets, goldfish, gold fish, goldfishes, gold fishes, gold-fishes, pet, pets, pet fish, pet fish, pet goldfish, pet goldfishes, fish food, fish foods, flake, flakes, table manners, manners, polite, politeness, impolite, good manners, table etiquette, dinner etiquette
'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'
"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."
Tags:tardy, tardiness, late, lateness, punctual, punctuality, excuse, excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, traffic, bad traffic, date, dates, stood up, flake, flakes, flaky, honest, honesty, admit, admits, admitting, leave, leaves, leaving, leave late, leaves late, leaving late, careless, carelessness, rude, rudeness, impolite, dinner date, dinner dates
'You know Jerry, I think you should try a stronger dandruff shampoo.'
'Some of these flakes of snow are enormous Leonard...Leonard?'
Snow dome manufacturing company.
No Two Flakes Are Alike.
'I tried one of those online dating services, but even they couldn't find a match for me.'
"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."
'You'll never be cloned, Dobson, because no 2 flakes are alike.'
'ever notice no two flakes alike?'
'I've tried everything to shake this dandruff!'
A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth
Crisis Crunches - The Now Cereal
'Human Flakes' - The Corn world's cereal version of corn flakes
'I prefer flakes.' 'Figures.'