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Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.
"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, cave painting, cave paintings, painting, painter, painters, artist, artists, art, misunderstood artist, misunderstood artists, inventing, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, fire, flame, wasting time, potchkeh, potchkeeing, keeping up with the joneses, cave, caves, yiddsh, jewish, complain, complains, complaining, nagging, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts
'I put the steaks on.' 'Are you crazy? The potatoes aren't even close to done. The steaks will be coal by the time they're ready.' 'No they won't, we're almost out of propane.'
Early birthday parties.
"Yeah, I could walk all the way to Egypt. Or you could just free them yourself using magic."
Tags:religion, religious, moses, old testament, exodus, bible, god, egypt, burning bush, burn, burning, bush, bushes, fire, on fire, flaming, flame, flames, shepherd, shepherds, sheep, magic, magic power, magic powers, magical power, magical powers, free, do it yourself, diy, easier, easy way out, problem solver, problem solvers, shpasik, jtoons
"Boy, that extra 1.5º Celsius makes a big difference up here."
"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"
Tags:hell, hells, hell's, hell's angels, hells angels, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, niche, niches, group, groups, motorcycle, motorcyclist, motorbike, motorbikes, biker, bikers, transportation, car, cars, decal, decals, upgrade, upgrades, flame, flames, aesthetic, winter, winter sports, ice, ice rink, rink, hockey
"The important thing is to stay hydrated."
'Attendance at our track meets is way up.'
Tags:attendance, attend, attending, attends, attendee, attendees, track meet, track meets, run, running, runner, runners, run, runs, ran, track, tracks, fire, fires, burn, burns, burned, burning, burner, burners, flame, flames, element of risk, watch, watching, watcher, entertaining, in the bleachers
'Kids today with all their technology.'
"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."
'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'
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'71...72...73... Come on! Fell the burn!'
'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'
Tags:pilot light, pilot lights, competition, competitions, compete, competes, competitor, competitors, competitive, fire, fires, flame, flames, match, matches, ignite, ignites, ignition, passion, passions, passionate, gas fire, gas fires, competitive spirit, competitive spirits, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I'm talkin' to Pete, right, 'cept it was like he wasn't listenin'. Then, sudenly, he stands up, circles the campfire a few times and jumps right into the flames. Craziest thing ever, huh, Jessie? Jessie..?'
Tags:moth, moths, insect, insects, bugs, fire, fires, flame, flames, light, lights, heat, heats, heating, burn, burns, attract, attracted, attraction, attracts, attention, attentions, hill billy, hill billies, camp, camps, campfire, campfires, crazy, crazies, craziest, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I'll warm my own damn coffee thank you."
Puppetry for the damned
"I see Wall Street is hiring again."
Tags:wall street, banker, bankers, finace, financial district, investiment banker, investment bankers, devil, devils, demon, demons, hell, hades, afterlife, afterlifes, sewer, sewers, underworld, burn in hell, burning in hell, credit crunch, economic crash, recession, global recession, global economic recession, flame, fire, fires, pitchfork, pitchforks, hiring, hire, employ, employing
"Can I get you a cup of coffee before you realize you're in hell?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, coffee, coffees, cup of coffee, morning coffee, morning coffees, death, after death, hell, in hell, dead, flame, flames, fire, realise, realize, realisation, realization, religion, religious
Fatal mistake at the moth birthday party
Tags:birthday, birthdays, birthday party, birthday parties, birthday cake, birthday cakes, birthday candle, birthday candles, candle, candles, cake, cakes, moth, moths, like moths to a flame, flame, flames, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, mistake, mistakes, death, kill, killed, accident, accidents, tragic accident, tragic accidents
"Use a bit too much lighter fluid, honey?"
"Old people in Hell"
"Kids burn things-if you don't like it, don't go out."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, bad parents, bad parenting, child-free, child free, childless, adults, burn, burning, fire, fires, flame, flames, on fire, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, couple, couples, misbehave, mischief, trouble, behaving badly, inattentive parents, wild, table, tables, meal, meals, rude, inappropriate, defensive
"Your workaholism is hurting this family."