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Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.
"I know a guy who does amazing things with water."
Tags:doctor, doctors, treat, treatment, treating, treats, treated, examination, examine, examines, recommend, recommendation, gp, general practitioner, g.p., personal physician, suggest, suggesting, plastic surgery, profit, profiteering, unhelpful, fire, fires, hair, hairs, flaming, flames, redhead, redheads, absurd, ridiculous
"May we have a recess your honor? My client's pants are on fire."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, jury, juries, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness stand, questioning, perjury, lying, liar, liars, lie, lies, liar liar pants on fire, fire, fires, pants, on fire, flames, burning, suspicious, questionable, dishonest, dishonesty
"In case there aren't any sparks, I loaded up on actual fireworks."
Tags:date, dates, first impression, first impressions, blind date, blind dates, pick up, picking up, house, houses, spark, sparks, flame, flames, kindle, kindles, kindling, new relationship, new relationships, load, loads, loaded, firework, fireworks, actual fireworks, gunpowder, display, displays, firework display, firework displays, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, thoughtful
'I put the steaks on.' 'Are you crazy? The potatoes aren't even close to done. The steaks will be coal by the time they're ready.' 'No they won't, we're almost out of propane.'
Early birthday parties.
"Yeah, I could walk all the way to Egypt. Or you could just free them yourself using magic."
Tags:religion, religious, moses, old testament, exodus, bible, god, egypt, burning bush, burn, burning, bush, bushes, fire, on fire, flaming, flame, flames, shepherd, shepherds, sheep, magic, magic power, magic powers, magical power, magical powers, free, do it yourself, diy, easier, easy way out, problem solver, problem solvers, shpasik, jtoons
"Boy, that extra 1.5º Celsius makes a big difference up here."
"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"
Tags:hell, hells, hell's, hell's angels, hells angels, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, niche, niches, group, groups, motorcycle, motorcyclist, motorbike, motorbikes, biker, bikers, transportation, car, cars, decal, decals, upgrade, upgrades, flame, flames, aesthetic, winter, winter sports, ice, ice rink, rink, hockey
"The important thing is to stay hydrated."
'Attendance at our track meets is way up.'
Tags:attendance, attend, attending, attends, attendee, attendees, track meet, track meets, run, running, runner, runners, run, runs, ran, track, tracks, fire, fires, burn, burns, burned, burning, burner, burners, flame, flames, element of risk, watch, watching, watcher, entertaining, in the bleachers
'Kids today with all their technology.'
"Would you like us to put this put with sparkling, or is tap O.K.?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, fire, fires, on fire, flames, flaming, roast, roasts, chicken, chickens, turkey, turkeys, water, sparkling water, tap water, emergency, emergencies, firefighter, firefighters, fireman, firemen, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, deciding
Tags:caveman, cavemen, explain, explains, explaining, explanation, explanations, mansplain, mansplaining, cavemansplaining, stick, sticks, wood, hand, hands, turn, turning, spark, sparks, sparking, flame, flames, light, lights, lighting, campfire, campfires, condescend, condescending, patronise, patronising, patronize, patronizing
"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."
'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'
Tags:caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, recipe, recipes, cook, cooks, cooking, cooker, cookers, chef, chefs, ingredient, ingredients, instruct, instructs, instruction, instructions, fire, fires, flame, flames, mix, mixes, mixer, mixers, mixing, direction, directions, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'
Tags:pilot light, pilot lights, competition, competitions, compete, competes, competitor, competitors, competitive, fire, fires, flame, flames, match, matches, ignite, ignites, ignition, passion, passions, passionate, gas fire, gas fires, competitive spirit, competitive spirits, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'71...72...73... Come on! Fell the burn!'
'I'm talkin' to Pete, right, 'cept it was like he wasn't listenin'. Then, sudenly, he stands up, circles the campfire a few times and jumps right into the flames. Craziest thing ever, huh, Jessie? Jessie..?'
Tags:moth, moths, insect, insects, bugs, fire, fires, flame, flames, light, lights, heat, heats, heating, burn, burns, attract, attracted, attraction, attracts, attention, attentions, hill billy, hill billies, camp, camps, campfire, campfires, crazy, crazies, craziest, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"No, I think I'm going to go for the fire extinguisher."
Tags:prize, prizes, fire extinguisher, fire extinguishers, on fire, fire, flames, flaming, host, hosts, contestant, contestants, game show, game shows, tv, t.v., television, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, boat, boats, money, cash, winner, winners, winning, life saving, desperation, desperate, survival instinct, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, deciding, no choice, in danger
"I'll warm my own damn coffee thank you."
"Can I get you a cup of coffee before you realize you're in hell?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, coffee, coffees, cup of coffee, morning coffee, morning coffees, death, after death, hell, in hell, dead, flame, flames, fire, realise, realize, realisation, realization, religion, religious
Person running with torch in hazmat suit
Tags:torch, torches, run, runs, ran, running, torch, torches, torched, olympics, olympic, game, olympic games, sport, sports, covid-19, coronavirus, covid 19, corona, covid, virus, viruses, virology, virologist, virologists, athlet, athletes, flame, flames, opening ceremony, opening ceremonies, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, social distancing, socially distance, new normal
Fatal mistake at the moth birthday party
Tags:birthday, birthdays, birthday party, birthday parties, birthday cake, birthday cakes, birthday candle, birthday candles, candle, candles, cake, cakes, moth, moths, like moths to a flame, flame, flames, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, mistake, mistakes, death, kill, killed, accident, accidents, tragic accident, tragic accidents
"After fire and the wheel, we hit the wall."
Tags:cavemen, caveman, primate, primates, neanderthal, neanderthals, primitive, prehistory, prehistoric, design, designs, designing, designer, designers, wheel, wheels, the wheel, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, fire, fires, flame, flames, campfire, campfires, hit the wall, hit a wall, hit a brick wall, run out of ideas, running out of ideas