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'Attention, passengers. Could everyone seated next to a window please stick your arms out and flap like crazy.'
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"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."
Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls
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'I dunno, I just seem to fly around in circles all day!'
'Don't fall, you've got the tanning lotion.'
Moth's 'To do' list.
'Wow! You weren't kidding! This is a blast!!!'
'Why?? Why did you put that in?? We don't even own a dog!'
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'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'
'I could no longer keep it from the door.'
A man is talking to his neighbour and explaining a device he has set up in his garden. 'We want to be sure he understands the concept before we go knocking any holes in the wall.'
'It's Flapper! We're saved!'
Dog flapDoor Flap.
'It's for my husband.'
Bird on Flying Carpet.
George Bush - Goose.
'Believe me, I feel your pain. I pulled a muscle bowling one time.'
'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'
'Hey!Why didn't we think of THAT?'
Of all the seagulls, Simon was surely the silliest - seagull sitting on a desert island, saying, 'Oh great, how do we get off now?'
Cat flap on castle door.
Remote-controlled cat flap.
'Jeez, could you wait until it hits the ground?'
'Yes, very good, but there's not much call for bird impersonators at the moment.'