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"Are you telling the court that because of the South Beach diet your pants fell down?"
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The Man Who Exposed Himself
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'Sorry, I'm a doctor. If you want that looked at, you'll have to make an appointment like everyone else.'
"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."
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A fairy godmother turns a man's penis into a frog.
Too Much Information
"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"
'You can store everything in a flash drive just like this. It's your whole life flashed before your eyes.'
Genitals: You can dress them up. But you can't take them out.
Curiously unashamed of his nakedness Adam takes to streaking.
"You shouldn't do that if you're circumcised."
Pay & Display
"But I can't arrest him, lady—not on Christmas Eve!"
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'...I think he's died of indecent exposure.'
'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'
Sunny Acres Nudist Resorts Inc: Back in a flash.
'Listen, Blender, I'm not flashing you on purpose to flirt. My clock just hasn't been set.'
'This is one sick dog!'
'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'
'Would you like to see the rest of my art collection?'
Vatican Sex Scandal
Fletcher the Flasher gets festive.
Bob finally began to take risks and put himself out there - but not in a good way.
"Don't look, Dear! It's a flash card!"