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"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."
Tags:neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neigbors, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, noise, noisy, noise complaint, complaint, complaints, complain, complaining, middle of the night, 4 am, four am, loud music, music, weekdays, pop music, annoying, old age, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, guitar, musical instrument, musical instruments, playing music
"Well, so long, fellows. I'm off to gay, carefree, exciting Stuyvesant Town."
Tags:stuyvesant town, peter cooper village, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, apartment block, apartment blocks, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, airport, airports, travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, tourist, tourists, rough neighbourhood, rough neighborhood, rough neighbourhoods, rough neighborhoods
"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"
Tags:real estate, estate agent, estate agents, home buyer, home buyers, buy a house, buying a house, house, houses, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, stoop, stoops, ritual, rituals, morning ritual, morning rituals, mortgage, mortgages, mortgage payment, mortgage payments, underwater, bill, bills, stress, stresses, realistic, homeowner, homeowners, home owner, home owners
"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, cannon, cannons, human cannonball, human cannonballs, co-op, co-op board, co-op boards, board meeting, board meetings, replace, replacement, replacements, out of order, out of service, convenience, apartment, apartments, apartment complex, apartment complexes, flat, flats, doorman, doormen
"I don't know why, but suddenly New Jersey looks very appealing."
"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
Tags:business, businesses, small business, business owner, business owners, resumes, resume, cv, curriculum vitae, employment, employer, employers, employee, employees, unemployment, urban, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, chinese food, chinese food menu, menu, menus, food, foods, takeout, takeaway, delivery, restaurant, restaurants, fast food, marketing, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, mail, mailbox, junk mail, mailer, mailers, flyer, flyers, c/v, c/vs
Tags:bonsai, bonsai tree, bonsai trees, gardener, gardeners, garden, garden, autumn, fall, rake, rakes, raking, raking the leaves, raking the lawn, chore, chores, tiny garden, tiny gardens, modern life, miniature, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, modern attitudes, no garden, perfectionist, perfectionism, overkill, pointless, pointlessness, city life, city, cities
'Uh-Oh. . . Got a flat!'
Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
Tags:feng-shui, consultant, consultants, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, redecoration, husband, husbands, decorate, decorates, decorating, decor, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, house, houses, home, new age, chinese, de-stress, de-stressing, stress, stresses, stressing, stressor, stressors, spouse, spouses, dysfunctional relationship
"I see the empty nest as a place where an apartment can finally grow up."
Tags:empty nest, empty nests, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, blueprint, blueprints, architect, architects, architecture, growing up, family life, family life, family-life, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, grown up kid, grownup kids, redecorating, redecorate, redecorates, family home
"I'm not against bringing children into this world - just into this apartment."
Tags:child, children, have children, having children, parent, parents, parenting, mess, messes, messy, neat freak, neat freaks, type a, type a personality, type a personalities, clean, clean apartment, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, rent, rents, renting, rental, rentals, organized, organised, organisation, organised
"The inspiring story of one family's incredible journey from a two-bedroom condo on West Sixty-sixth Street to a three-bedroom co-op on East Eighty-third."
Tags:book, books, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, bookseller, booksellers, non-fiction, non-fiction books, biography, biographies, true stories, true story, real estate, real estate agents, real estate agent, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, apartment living, flat living, real estate market, real estate markets, new york, nyc, new york city real estate, nyc real estate, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, co-op, co-ops, buying real estate, life goals, goals, dreams, dream, inspiration, inspirations, inspired, book review, book jacket, book blurb, book blurbs, author, authors, publisher, publishers
"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."
Tags:apartment, apartments, apartment building, apartment buildings, flat, flats, tower block, tower blocks, tacky, tackiness, standards, high standards, upper class, upper classes, stand out, stands out, standing out, individual, individuals, individuality, stick out, sticks out, sticking out, rebel, rebels, home, homes, homey, decoration, decorations, home decor, co-op, co-ops, cooperative, cooperatives, housing cooperative, housing cooperatives, strict, strict rules
"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."
Tags:side effect, side effects, lab rat, lab rats, rat, rats, prescription, prescriptions, prescription medication, backache, backaches, dizzy, dizziness, roommate, roommates, new roommate, new roommates, nightmare roommate, nightmare roommates, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, apartment sharing, flat sharing, drug, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, animal testing, animal test, animal tests
"It's Jason from next door. DO we want to buy a transcript of last night's argument?"
"It'll have to be your place. I Airbnb'd myself out of my apartment tonight."
'It's just so tragic! For 30 years he runs his shop, and then one day he steps out of his door and WHAM!'
'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'
"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."
Tags:new year, new year's eve, new year's day, new years eve, new years day, christmas tree, christmas trees, xmas tree, xmas trees, festive period, festive season, festive periods, decoration, decorations, decorating, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, festive spirit, xmas spirit, christmas spirit
"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."
Tags:invite, invites, inviting, invitation, invitations, crime scene, crime scenes, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, ominous, date, dates, first date, first dates, single life, bad date, bad dates, awful date, awful dates, invite up, inviting up, excuse, excuses, good night, saying good night, single, singles, blind date, blind dates, wild story, wild stories, mess, messes, messy
"I think you can really picture yourself struggling to make payments here."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, property, properties, home, homes, houses, houses, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, buying a home, mortgage, mortgages, paying the mortgage, payment, payments, bill, bills, money, paying the bills, making payments, struggle, struggles, struggling, finances, financial problems, financial issues, loan, loans, home loan, home loans, expensive, cost, costs, costly, unaffordable, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, picture yourself, imagine, imagination, home owners, home ownership
Valentines for Real Estate
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentine's, card, cards, greeting cards, greeting card, real estate, real estate agency, real estate agencies, real estate agent, real estate agents, property agent, property agencies, property agent, property agents, estate agent, estate agents, realtor, realtors, property, properties, rent, renting, lease, leasing, letting, let, tenant, tenants, flat, flats, apartment, apartment, house, houses, home, homes, housing, house hunting, landlord, landlords, perfect, ideal, dream, dreams, secret admirer, love, love letter, love letters, money, poem, poems, poetry, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming
"That's the city for you—you live next to someone for years and never even catch a glimpse fo them."
Tags:urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, horror, grotesque, unusual, strange, creature, creatures, monster, monsters, mutant, mutants, neighbor, neighbors, neightbour, neighbours, rare, sighting, sightings, meeting the neighbours, meeting the neighbors, knowing your neighbours, knowing your neigbors, property, properties, real estate, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, building, buildings, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums