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"As good a play as any to unpack the horse
"There's always one annoying piece left over."
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'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'
'Of course, like everything for kids, some assembly is required.'
Flat pack sales assistant
A granny with badly made self-assembly furniture.
A flat-pack cow.
"Next time you buy a car... can you ask if it is self assembly?"
Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion
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"The secret to a lasting marriage is never buy something that needs to be assembled!!"
"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."
House for sale - some assembly required.
'Uh, dad - you might want to check the measurements again.'
'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'
"Relax. They come in pieces."
"I've spent 6 hours trying to put this wine rack together. Maybe Ikea is Swedish for 'some part missing.'"
'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'
Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.
'...I now pronounce you man and wife, some assembly required.'
"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."
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'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'
'I hate all this, 'flat pack assembly' stuff. I say we just leave it as it is, and go home.'
Flat pack rally car
'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'
'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'