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Extra parts to confuse people.
"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."
"There's always one annoying piece left over."
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'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'
'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'
...and then he said, he knew how to put together the wardrobe and refused to read the instructions!
'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'
A granny with badly made self-assembly furniture.
Some Assembly Required
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Ikea Flat Pack Children: Do not assemble till 18 years old.
The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack.
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A flat-pack cow.
"...it's difficult to assemble - we'll let the customers do it."
"Next time you buy a car... can you ask if it is self assembly?"
Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion
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'We love our new flat-pack house, trouble is, we don't know what to do with the box it came in.'
"It's very good but we bought a wardrobe."
"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."
"Relax. They come in pieces."
'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'
'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'
"I've spent 6 hours trying to put this wine rack together. Maybe Ikea is Swedish for 'some part missing.'"
"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."
'Well it was his request to be burried in a flat-pack coffin.'