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"I never think of you, as, like, old, Jack. I think of you as, like, retro."
Tags:modern, modernity, modernize, modern world, modern life, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, mid life, midlife, mid-life, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, retro, out of fashion, old, older, age, ageing, aged, growing old, getting old, mutton dressed as lamb, euphemisms, implied, implication, flatter, flattery, golddigger, gold-digger, taking advantage, club, clubs, clubbing, date, dates, dated, word play, play on words, word-play
"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, fake it, fakes it, faking it, delight, joy, joyful, return, returns, return home, returns home, returning home, come back, comes back, coming back, dog lover, dog lovers, accusation, accusations, accuse, accuses, accusing, suck up, sucks up, flatter, flatters, flattering, flatterer, flatterers
Truly Educational Children's Programming
"Shut up. You could use an Empire waist, too!"
Tags:construction, construction worker, construction workers, builder, builders, contractor, contractors, men's clothing, men's wear, menswear, mens clothing, for men, masculinity, masculine, feminine, femininity, fashion, fashions, fashionable, flatter, flatters, flattering, empire line, empire waist, empire, empire dress, gut, guts, beer belly, beerbelly, belly, paunch, potbelly, pot belly, fat, fatter, weight, weight gain
"You flatter me, it's just a few former seals and special-op guys. Hardly a private army."
The Emperor's Newspaper
Tags:newspaper, newspapers, emperor's new clothes, fable, fables, fake news, news, news story, news stories, flatter, flatters, flattering, good news, emperor, emperors, dictator, dictators, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, authority figure, authority figures, propaganda, yes man, yes men, cheer up, cheers up, cheering up, lackey, lackeys, throne, thrones, throne room, throne rooms, children's story, children's stories
"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"
Tags:put-on, put-ons, groucho glasses, eyeglasses, spectacle, spectacles, glasses, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, style, styles, stylish, prank, pranks, pranking, fake glasses, reading glasses, flatter, flatters, flattering, unflattering, ugly, ugliness, custom, custom fitting, custom fittings
"Not bad. Not bad at all."
Tags:likeness, likenesses, portrait, portraits, paint, paints, painting, painter, painters, artist, artists, artistry, king, kings, flatter, flatters, flattery, flattering, power, powers, monarch, monarchs, royal, royals, royalty, status, high status, upper class, upper classes, commission, commissions, commissioning, commissioner, commissioners
"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer, customers, guest, guests, patron, patrons, service, food, meal, meals, care for, recommend, recommendation, recommendations, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, expensive, cost, costs, rich, wealthy, charm, flatter, flattery, monsieur, customer service
"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."
Tags:waiter, waiters, waitstaff, waiting staff, eating out, dining out, customer service, restaurant, friendship, friendships, context, tip, tips, good service, good customer service, catering, hospitality, hospitality industry, flatter, flattery, flattering, two faced, two-faced, fake, building rapport, rapport, customer rapport
"And I thought she didn't know I existed!"
Tags:bigfoot, mythical creature, mythical creatures, sasquatch, yeti, myth, myths, exist, exists, existence, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, flatter, flatters, flattered, flattering, crush, crushes, attraction, attractions, relief, relieved
"Even if they don't like it, they'll be flattered that we thought they'd like it."
Tags:dinner party, dinner parties, parties, party, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out to dinner, eating out, out to eat, fine dining, restaurants, restaurant, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, wining and dining, acquisition, flatter, flattering, pander, panders, pandering, housewarming, gift, gifts, present, presents, married, married life
Love in Boom
"What about me? Am I not a natural disaster?"
Tags:marriage, married, married life, couple, couples, old married couple, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, bicker, bickers, bickering, problem, problems, late, home late, natural disaster, natural disasters, extreme weather, extreme, weather, home, unreasonable, irony, ironic, ironically, flatter, flattery, flattering, unreasonable expectation, unreasonable expectations, unreasonable request, unreasonable requests
"Does this lens flare make me look fat?"
Tags:married life, marriage, adds ten pounds, pounds, lb, lbs, weight, weigh, overweight, fat, fatter, gaining weight, lose weight, losing weight, wardrobe, dressing, dressing up, body, body image, body issues, women, feminine, clothes, clothing, flatter, flattering, selfie, selfies, camera, effect, effects, sfx, special effects, lens flare, lens, flare, fashions, fashionable
' Then he had the nerve to say he likes plump women!'
"Does this toga make my gluteus look maximus?"
"Something sleek and recessionproof, Edward."
Tags:hair, economy, recession, recessions, receding hairline, receding hairlines, bald, baldness, male pattern baldness, flatter, flatters, flattering, style, stylish, stylishness, nice haircut, nice haircut, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, fashionable, mankoff
The Emperor's New Speedo
Tags:emperor, emperors, emperor's new clothes, fable, fables, parable, parables, bikini, bikini cut, bikini cuts, swimsuits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, unflattering, flatter, flatters, flattering, good-looking, ugly, silly-looking, position of power, positions of power, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, swim, swims, budgie smuggler, budgie smugglers
"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."
Tags:date, dates, single life, single, singles, movie, movies, dinner and a movie, jeans, slacks, trousers, pants, flatter, flatters, flattering, superficial, superficiality, blind date, blind dates, internet date, internet dates, internet dating, online date, online dates, forget, forgets, forgetting, unmemorable, remember, remembers, remembering
"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."
Tags:rubenesque, euphemisms, ruben, voluptuous, heavy, heavyset, body shame, body shames, body shaming, fat, fatness, fat shame, fat shames, botero, fernando botero, online dating, online date, online dates, internet dating, dating profile, dating profiles, profile picture, profile pictures, flatter, flatters, flattering, pitfall, pitfalls, date, dates, sex appeal, art history, artist, artists, fine artist, fine artists
'When I said you had bird legs, I meant it as a compliment.'
"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."
Tags:gang, gangs, gangland, gangster movie, gangster movies, gangster film, gangster films, portrayal, portrayals, depiction, depictions, depicting, mob, mob movie, mob movies, mob film, mob films, actor, actors, acting, performance, performances, performer, performers, flatter, flatters, flattering, flattered, true life, true to life, mob, mob boss, mob bosses, organized crime, organised crime
"How about an outfit with slimming vertical stripes?"
Tags:firing squad, firing squads, executed, executions, execution, execute, capital punishment, death penalty, last request, last requests, unflattering outfit, unflattering outfits, prison stripes, flatter, flatters, flattering, self-conscious, self-consciousness, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, prison uniform, prison uniforms