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Truly Educational Children's Programming
"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, fake it, fakes it, faking it, delight, joy, joyful, return, returns, return home, returns home, returning home, come back, comes back, coming back, dog lover, dog lovers, accusation, accusations, accuse, accuses, accusing, suck up, sucks up, flatter, flatters, flattering, flatterer, flatterers
"Shut up. You could use an Empire waist, too!"
Tags:construction, construction worker, construction workers, builder, builders, contractor, contractors, men's clothing, men's wear, menswear, mens clothing, for men, masculinity, masculine, feminine, femininity, fashion, fashions, fashionable, flatter, flatters, flattering, empire line, empire waist, empire, empire dress, gut, guts, beer belly, beerbelly, belly, paunch, potbelly, pot belly, fat, fatter, weight, weight gain
The Emperor's Newspaper
Tags:newspaper, newspapers, emperor's new clothes, fable, fables, fake news, news, news story, news stories, flatter, flatters, flattering, good news, emperor, emperors, dictator, dictators, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, authority figure, authority figures, propaganda, yes man, yes men, cheer up, cheers up, cheering up, lackey, lackeys, throne, thrones, throne room, throne rooms, children's story, children's stories
"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"
Tags:put-on, put-ons, groucho glasses, eyeglasses, spectacle, spectacles, glasses, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, style, styles, stylish, prank, pranks, pranking, fake glasses, reading glasses, flatter, flatters, flattering, unflattering, ugly, ugliness, custom, custom fitting, custom fittings
"Not bad. Not bad at all."
Tags:likeness, likenesses, portrait, portraits, paint, paints, painting, painter, painters, artist, artists, artistry, king, kings, flatter, flatters, flattery, flattering, power, powers, monarch, monarchs, royal, royals, royalty, status, high status, upper class, upper classes, commission, commissions, commissioning, commissioner, commissioners
"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."
Tags:date, dates, dated, dating, couple, couples, modern date, modern dating, modern dates, modern couple, modern couples, social media, online presence, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, self importance, pompous, vanity, vain, conceited, conceit, conceits, self-indulgent, flattery, flatter, flatters, flattered, flattering, modern day, modern days, modern age, modern era, modern times
"And I thought she didn't know I existed!"
Tags:bigfoot, mythical creature, mythical creatures, sasquatch, yeti, myth, myths, exist, exists, existence, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, flatter, flatters, flattered, flattering, crush, crushes, attraction, attractions, relief, relieved
"Does this toga make my gluteus look maximus?"
"Something sleek and recessionproof, Edward."
Tags:hair, economy, recession, recessions, receding hairline, receding hairlines, bald, baldness, male pattern baldness, flatter, flatters, flattering, style, stylish, stylishness, nice haircut, nice haircut, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, fashionable, mankoff
The Emperor's New Speedo
Tags:emperor, emperors, emperor's new clothes, fable, fables, parable, parables, bikini, bikini cut, bikini cuts, swimsuits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, unflattering, flatter, flatters, flattering, good-looking, ugly, silly-looking, position of power, positions of power, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, swim, swims, budgie smuggler, budgie smugglers
"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."
Tags:date, dates, single life, single, singles, movie, movies, dinner and a movie, jeans, slacks, trousers, pants, flatter, flatters, flattering, superficial, superficiality, blind date, blind dates, internet date, internet dates, internet dating, online date, online dates, forget, forgets, forgetting, unmemorable, remember, remembers, remembering
"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."
Tags:rubenesque, euphemisms, ruben, voluptuous, heavy, heavyset, body shame, body shames, body shaming, fat, fatness, fat shame, fat shames, botero, fernando botero, online dating, online date, online dates, internet dating, dating profile, dating profiles, profile picture, profile pictures, flatter, flatters, flattering, pitfall, pitfalls, date, dates, sex appeal, art history, artist, artists, fine artist, fine artists
'When I said you had bird legs, I meant it as a compliment.'
"How about an outfit with slimming vertical stripes?"
Tags:firing squad, firing squads, executed, executions, execution, execute, capital punishment, death penalty, last request, last requests, unflattering outfit, unflattering outfits, prison stripes, flatter, flatters, flattering, self-conscious, self-consciousness, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, prison uniform, prison uniforms
"Wow, I've never seen a better looking, better dressed, more physically fit group of guys in my life!"
Tags:firing squad, firin squads, executions, execution, execute, capital punishment, capital punishments, death penalty, death penalties, kill, kills, condemned, sentenced to die, flatter, flatters, flattery, flattery will get you everywhere, escape, escapes, escaping, reschedule, reschedules, rescheduling
"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."
Tags:gang, gangs, gangland, gangster movie, gangster movies, gangster film, gangster films, portrayal, portrayals, depiction, depictions, depicting, mob, mob movie, mob movies, mob film, mob films, actor, actors, acting, performance, performances, performer, performers, flatter, flatters, flattering, flattered, true life, true to life, mob, mob boss, mob bosses, organized crime, organised crime
"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."
"I am proud of my body - just not in this light."
Tags:insecure, insecurity, insecurities, bad side, bad sides, worry, worries, body dysmorphia, dysmorphia, body dysmorphia disorder, bdd, proud, pride, weight, weight problem, weight problems, attractive, attractiveness, good body, good bodies, unflattering, flatter, flatters, flattering, self-confidence, self-confident, good body, good bodies
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you - does this suit make me look fat?"
Tags:suit, suits, flatter, flatters, flatting, unflattering, jury, juries, closing argument, closing arguments, defense attorney, defense attorney, prosecutor, prosecutors, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, jury duty, body insecurity, dysmorphia, dysmorphic, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, weight problem, weight problems
"I'd like a second opinion. Does this dress make me look fat?"
Tags:second opinion, second opinions, fat, look fat, looking fat, dress, dresses, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, medical professional, medical professionals, looks fat, flatter, flatters, flatters, outfit, outfits, doctor, doctors, doctor's opinion, gender stereotype, female stereotype, female stereotypes
"Of course you don't look fat."
"Can't you take up some kind of sport that doesn't involve spandex?"
'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'