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'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'
Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...
"Dang brother, that's rank. What have you been eating? Seriously dude, that's just nasty."
It's a wind farm.
Hell's kitchen /Beans only.
"Which one is yours?"
"That was a shoe squeak!"
Tags:farts, gas, flatulation, flatulence, fart, farting, passing wind, gassy, faux pas, faux-pas, bad manners, rude, rudeness, flatulent, flarted, digestive problems, stomach problems, digestive problem, stomach problem, oap, oaps, old-age, old age, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, reynolds unwrapped
Break Bread, Not Wind.
"You'll have to excuse him. He's a gassy planet."
Tags:planet, planets, solar system, solar systems, space, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, physics, physicist, physicists, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, star gazer, star gazers, star-gazer, star-gazers, star-gazing, gas planet, gas planets, gas, flatulence, fart, farts, farting, gas giant, gas giants
"Dang! I hate orbiting behind a gas giant..."
"Bubbles, huh? Call it what you want...it's still just gas."
Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...
'He's a gassy baby.'
'Gee, do you mind?! Hot air travels up, y'know.'
'Oh...excuse me. Sorry about that, buddy.'
"It says here you've been experiencing peels of thunderâ�¦"
Classic Movie Remakes (for people your age)
Tags:middle aged, middle ages, middle-aged, movie, movies, film, films, movie reference, movie references, film reference, film references, famous, hollywood, midlife crisis, ageing, aging, reynolds unwrapped, obesity, flatulence, fatness, financial problems, financial problem, money problems, remake, remakes
"I've invented underwear that silences flatulence, thus providing plausible deniability."
"This asks if I have "excessive gas". What constitutes "excessive?"
"Fart (Pass it on)."
Dog sniffing another's anus, "Careful Spot, I think I'm going to fart!"
"Was it him or me?"