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"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, prince, princes, prince charming, cinderella, glass slipper, shoe, shoes, slipper, slippers, footwear, messy, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, flaw, flaws, flawed, imperfect, red flag, bad sign, dating, date, dates, first date, first dates, first impression, first impressions
"And another thing …. You only pretend to hate the tobacco companies!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, complaint, complaints, complaining, flaw, flaws, big tobacco, tobacco company, tobacco companies, tobacco, smoking, pretend, pretending, incompatible, compatibility, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, irreconcilable differences
"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, octopus, home, homes, house, houses, back of the house, hide, hiding, hidden, problem, problems, flaw, flaws, home inspection, home inspector, home inspectors, buying a home, buying a house, dangerous, danger, risk, risky
Identity Crisis Support Group
"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, repair, repairs, repairmen, repairman, democracy, vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, shot in the foot, shooting in the foot, agreement, agreements, consensus, brexit, brexit deal, no deal, democracies, flaw, flaws, flawed, accept the vote, accepting the vote, fatalistic, fatalist
"If I had known I was going to meet somebody like you, I would have lost some weight, gotten some hair plugs, and made more money."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, single, singles, forever alone, bachelor, bachelors, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, meet, meeting, flirting, flirtation, pick-up line, pick-up lines, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, lost weight, diet, diets, exercise, fitness, hair, hair plug, hair plugs, money, job, jobs, career, careers, work, businessman, businessmen, middle-age, middle age, middle-aged, middle aged, introduction, introductions, flaw, flaws, problem, problems, issue, issues, not good enough, self-improvement, self-confidence, self-esteem
Burt rarely went on a first date without his cellulite detector,
'Intelligence is spotting the flaw in the boss's reasoning. Wisdom is refraining from pointing it out'
"Gee, you didn't mention your wart in your personal."
Tags:wart, warts, online profile, online profiles, personal ad, personal ads, personal advertisement, personal advertisements, blemish, blemishes, flaw, flaws, flawed, best foot forward, first date, first dates, blind date, blind dates, dating profile, dating profiles, internet dating, witch, witches, witchcraft
Another syndrome in the male sex chromosome
Tags:genetic, genetics, genetic condition, genetic conditions, y chromosome, y chromosomes, xyz, examine your zipper, fly, flies, gender, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, flaw, flaws, syndrome, ssyndromes, genetic illness, genetic illnesses, male chromosome, male chromosomes, male stereotype, male stereotypes
"Excuse me-I think there's something wrong with this in a tiny way that no one other than me would ever be able to pinpoint."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, customer, customers, patron, patrons, complaint, complaints, complaining, fussy, picky, critic, critics, critical, criticising, criticizing, tiny, flaw, flaws, flawed, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters
"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."
"Well, I guess that proves it. Seeing Eye kangaroos are not the answer."
Tags:kangaroo, kangaroos, blind, blindness, sightless, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, dog, dogs, working dog, working dogs, marsupial, marsupials, down under, australia, australian, australians, aussie, aussies, solution, solutions, disobedient, disobedience, guide dog, guide dogs, guide animal, guide animals, assistance, assistance animal, assistance animals, flaw, flaws, flawed, bad idea, bad ideas, think through, thinks through, thinking through
'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'
"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"
Tags:card, cards, card game, card games, game, games, playing cards, playing card, playing card games, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, famous, lights, camera, cameras, action, no action, flaw, flaws, flawed, weakness, fault, faults, tv, tvs, t.v., television, show, shows, programme, programmes, film, filming, boring, uninteresting, dull, solitaire, reality
"For some odd reason, finding some more faults makes me love L.A. even more."
Tags:l.a., los angeles, flaw, flaws, fault, faults, fault line, fault lines, criticize, criticizes, criticizing, criticise, criticises, criticising, socal, so-cal, southern california, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, uproot, uproots, uprooting, transplant, transplants, explore, explores, exploring, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, gripe, gripes, griping, culture, culture shock, culture shocks
Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'
Suffering from the Human Condition. Please Help.
'You make me want to be a better man. Please knock it off.'
"You're ink blot test results indicate you're a very competitive person...."
Tags:ink blot test, ink blot tests, ink-blot test, ink-blot tests, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, therapist, therapists, competition, competitions, competitive, competitiveness, personality, personalities, type, types, flaw, flaws, rorschach test, reynolds unwrapped
'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'
"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, date, dates, dating, blind date, blind dates, bad date, bad dates, bad sign, red flag, put down, put downs, flaw, flaws, self-esteem, low self-esteem, self-confidence, low self-confidence, insecure, insecurities, nervous, anxious, anxiety, late, balding, bald, hair loss, short, height, alone, forever alone, single, singles, being single, desperate
Dust jackets for people.
Tags:book, books, endorsement, endorsements, critic, critics, review, reviews, dust jacket, dust jackets, personality, personalities, advertisement, advertisements, endorsement, endorsements, character reference, character references, character, characters, flaw, flaws, self-advertise, self-advertising
"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."
"Is that like having really bad skin or something?"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, english, language arts, teacher life, oedipus, tragic flaw, flaw, flaws, problem, problems, health, skin, skin problem, skin problems, bad skin, beauty, from the mouths of babes, misunderstanding, confused, confusion, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school