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"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, prince, princes, prince charming, cinderella, glass slipper, shoe, shoes, slipper, slippers, footwear, messy, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, flaw, flaws, flawed, imperfect, red flag, bad sign, dating, date, dates, first date, first dates, first impression, first impressions
"And another thing …. You only pretend to hate the tobacco companies!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, complaint, complaints, complaining, flaw, flaws, big tobacco, tobacco company, tobacco companies, tobacco, smoking, pretend, pretending, incompatible, compatibility, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, irreconcilable differences
"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, octopus, home, homes, house, houses, back of the house, hide, hiding, hidden, problem, problems, flaw, flaws, home inspection, home inspector, home inspectors, buying a home, buying a house, dangerous, danger, risk, risky
Identity Crisis Support Group
"I love it when Edward shoots from the hip."
Tags:shoot from the hit, shooting from the hip, shoots from the hip, social faux pas, faux pas, putting your foot in in, wind up merchant, wind up merchants, careless, thoughtless, tactless, lack of tack, inconsiderate, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, love, flaw, flaws, character flaw, character flaws, party, parties
"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, repair, repairs, repairmen, repairman, democracy, vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, shot in the foot, shooting in the foot, agreement, agreements, consensus, brexit, brexit deal, no deal, democracies, flaw, flaws, flawed, accept the vote, accepting the vote, fatalistic, fatalist
"If I had known I was going to meet somebody like you, I would have lost some weight, gotten some hair plugs, and made more money."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, single, singles, forever alone, bachelor, bachelors, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, meet, meeting, flirtation, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, lost weight, diet, diets, exercise, fitness, hair, hair plug, hair plugs, money, job, jobs, career, careers, work, businessman, businessmen, middle-age, middle age, middle-aged, middle aged, introduction, introductions, flaw, flaws, problem, problems, issue, issues, not good enough, self-improvement, self-confidence, self-esteem
Burt rarely went on a first date without his cellulite detector,
"Finally, let me put to rest the so-called 'character' issue."
Tags:election, elections, election campaign, election campaigns, speech, speeches, angel, angels, dead, death, heaven, passed away, voter, voters, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, character, characteristic, personality, personalities, issue, issues, settle, settling, put to rest, putting to rest, listen, listening, listeners, flaw, flaws, character flaw, character flaws
"You're imperfect just the way you are."
Tags:perfect, perfection, imperfect, imperfection, imperfections, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, perfect just the way you are, friendship, friendships, flaw, flaws, personal flaw, personal flaws, highlighting flaws, love, loving, love your imperfections, honest, honesty, painful truth
"I often speak of you guys but I make you taller and give Melanie huge breasts."
'Intelligence is spotting the flaw in the boss's reasoning. Wisdom is refraining from pointing it out'
"If my client had to confess to one personal flaw, Your Honor, it would be only to a lack of integrity."
Tags:law court, law courts, court of law, courts of law, lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, barrister, barristers, attorney, attorneys, defendant, confess, confesses, confessing, integrity, lack, lacks, lacking, untruthful, dishonest, dishonestly, lie, lies, lying, liar, flaw, flaws, personal flaw, personal flaws, guilt, guilty, defence
"Normally that's a deal breaker... but he's soooooo cute."
"Gee, you didn't mention your wart in your personal."
Tags:wart, warts, online profile, online profiles, personal ad, personal ads, personal advertisement, personal advertisements, blemish, blemishes, flaw, flaws, flawed, best foot forward, first date, first dates, blind date, blind dates, dating profile, dating profiles, internet dating, witch, witches, witchcraft
Another syndrome in the male sex chromosome
"Excuse me-I think there's something wrong with this in a tiny way that no one other than me would ever be able to pinpoint."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, customer, customers, patron, patrons, complaint, complaints, complaining, fussy, picky, critic, critics, critical, criticising, criticizing, tiny, flaw, flaws, flawed, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters
"Well, I guess that proves it. Seeing Eye kangaroos are not the answer."
Tags:kangaroo, kangaroos, blind, blindness, sightless, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, dog, dogs, working dog, working dogs, marsupial, marsupials, down under, australia, australian, australians, aussie, aussies, solution, solutions, disobedient, disobedience, guide dog, guide dogs, guide animal, guide animals, assistance, assistance animal, assistance animals, flaw, flaws, flawed, bad idea, bad ideas, think through, thinks through, thinking through
"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."
"One of her little flaws I don't mind is that she's a lousy shot."
'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'
"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"
Tags:card, cards, card game, card games, game, games, playing cards, playing card, playing card games, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, famous, lights, camera, cameras, action, no action, flaw, flaws, flawed, weakness, fault, faults, tv, tvs, t.v., television, show, shows, programme, programmes, film, filming, boring, uninteresting, dull, solitaire, reality
"I know I'm materialistic and shallow, but it works for me."
Tags:date, dates, dating, bad, date, bad, dates, owning your flaws, flaw, flaws, character flaw, character flaws, materialistic, materialism, shallow, shallowness, vapid, superficial, unashamed, candlelit dinner, candlelit dinners, romantic dinner, romantic dinners, romantic meal, romantic meals, arrogant, arrogance
"For some odd reason, finding some more faults makes me love L.A. even more."
Tags:l.a., los angeles, flaw, flaws, fault, faults, fault line, fault lines, criticize, criticizes, criticizing, criticise, criticises, criticising, socal, so-cal, southern california, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, uproot, uproots, uprooting, transplant, transplants, explore, explores, exploring, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, gripe, gripes, griping, culture, culture shock, culture shocks
Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'