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"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, prince, princes, prince charming, cinderella, glass slipper, shoe, shoes, slipper, slippers, footwear, messy, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, flaw, flaws, flawed, imperfect, red flag, bad sign, dating, date, dates, first date, first dates, first impression, first impressions
"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, repair, repairs, repairmen, repairman, democracy, vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, shot in the foot, shooting in the foot, agreement, agreements, consensus, brexit, brexit deal, no deal, democracies, flaw, flaws, flawed, accept the vote, accepting the vote, fatalistic, fatalist
Burt rarely went on a first date without his cellulite detector,
"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"
Tags:crime, dna, crimes, forensics, forensic, lab, laboratory, lab, labs, laboratories, logic, flawed logic, analysis, flawed, bad, suspect, suspects, mink, minks, police, police force, fed, feds, fbi, federal bureau of investigations, analyse, microscope, fibres, fibers, fibre, fiber, investigation, criminal, dna evidence, twins, twin
"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."
"Gee, you didn't mention your wart in your personal."
Tags:wart, warts, online profile, online profiles, personal ad, personal ads, personal advertisement, personal advertisements, blemish, blemishes, flaw, flaws, flawed, best foot forward, first date, first dates, blind date, blind dates, dating profile, dating profiles, internet dating, witch, witches, witchcraft
"Excuse me-I think there's something wrong with this in a tiny way that no one other than me would ever be able to pinpoint."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, customer, customers, patron, patrons, complaint, complaints, complaining, fussy, picky, critic, critics, critical, criticising, criticizing, tiny, flaw, flaws, flawed, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters
"Well, I guess that proves it. Seeing Eye kangaroos are not the answer."
Tags:kangaroo, kangaroos, blind, blindness, sightless, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, dog, dogs, working dog, working dogs, marsupial, marsupials, down under, australia, australian, australians, aussie, aussies, solution, solutions, disobedient, disobedience, guide dog, guide dogs, guide animal, guide animals, assistance, assistance animal, assistance animals, flaw, flaws, flawed, bad idea, bad ideas, think through, thinks through, thinking through
"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."
'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'
"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"
Tags:card, cards, card game, card games, game, games, playing cards, playing card, playing card games, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, famous, lights, camera, cameras, action, no action, flaw, flaws, flawed, weakness, fault, faults, tv, tvs, t.v., television, show, shows, programme, programmes, film, filming, boring, uninteresting, dull, solitaire, reality
Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'
'190 divided by two...'
"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."
"It's an excellent proof, but it lacks warmth and feeling."
Tags:mathematician, mathematicians, math teacher, math teachers, math professor, math professors, maths professors, maths teachers, mathematical proof, mathematical proofs, proof, proofs, cold, coldness, calculated, calculating, calculation, calculations, formula, formulas, formulae, mathematical formula, warmth, feeling, feelings, flaw, flaws, flawed
"Excellent mumbo jumbo, Foster. The computer didn't understand a word of it"
'Cool, but who you gonna get to throw it?'
'Sorry, but the reality is, even your wind turbine needs to be oiled.'
Tags:wind turbine, wind turbines, oil, oiled, reality, real, realities, engineer, engineering, engineers, engineering, drawbacks, drawback, flaw, flaws, flawed, problem, problems, global warming, power, power source, pros and cons, con, cons, loud, grease, greased, greases, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Sweetheart, I love everything about you. Except for your naming you Doug.'
Tags:doug, love, loves, loving, loved, couple, couples, sweetheart, sweethearts, parent, parents, name, names, named, naming, con, cons, pro, pros, pros and cons, fussy, fussing, fussiness, flaw, flaws, flawed, flawing, romance, romantic, romancing, confess, confessing, confessed, confesses, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'
"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."
Tags:do-gooder, do gooder, do-gooders, do gooders, humanitarian, moral, values, altruism, altruistic, selfless, selfish, egocentric, personality flaw, personality flaws, character flaw, character flaws, flawed, charity, charitable, moralistic, saintly, hedonism, hedonist, hedonistic, charity, charitable, virtue, virtuous, personality clash, personality clashes
"Now it's a golden calf! - I TOLD You that You should stop with the monkeys!"
Tags:gold calf, golden calves, bible story, bible stories, torah, torahs, torah story, torah stories, bible, bibles, old testament, evolution, evolutions, evolving, evolve, evolved, false god, false gods, false, fake, deity, deities, worship, worships, creator, creators, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, humanity, human, humans, flaw, flaws, flawed
'What in the world do I do now?!'
'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)
'First he was a successful salesman but then, the complaints killed him.'