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"What if the-powers-that-be don't know any more than we do?"
"Why don't the women's movement and the men's movement get together and form a women-and-men's movement?"
"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"
"How will drinking more wine make me an expert? I eat alphabet soup every day and it hasn't made me a better speller."
'I've been procrastinating on lots of projects all morning, which means I've been multitasking, which mean I've earned a nap.'
'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'
"Instead of getting a job this summer, I'm buying 50 lottery tickets every week."
'So you created everything...including black holes...which will eventually swallow everything...including you.' 'I'm working on that.'