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"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."
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"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."
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"… and just how much blood can we get out of this turnip?"
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'You poor chump! You let them talk you into polyester pants!'
'High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.'
'Go ahead and fleece me. Everyone else does.'
'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'
'...and it is with great sadness that I announce that I've lost my desire to fleece the public and will be returning to the private sector.'
'Point of clarification. As a Temple Craftsman you're expected to fleece the tourists and you're allowed to make obscene profits...'
Jason and the Jargonauts.
Sheep in hairdressers
'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'
'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'
That's not a sheep … hey, maybe I'm not a sheep.
Wordplay: Fleece - 'Does this include the table and chairs?'
'That wolf's pinching our underwear off the line again!'
Don't thank me for the warm sweater, thank your father.
I knew it was a mistake giving him hair gel for Christmas...
Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'
Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.
'Your replacement parts cost seven quid, plus two hours labour and VAT makes two hundred quid.' - 'How much?!' - 'Listen, pal. I've got kids to feed.' - 'How much do they eat?' - 'Just one more mouthful, my son. You must grow big and strong so that you ma
'Unfortunately, being covered with wool, I'm often zapped by static discharges...'
10 Million Millionaires in the World.