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"It was still breathing? You are such a foodie."
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"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."
"The wattle fairy came again last night."
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"Ya know...one of the perks of being the Prince of Darkness is the solace in knowing that I can never be harmed by anything of a mortal nature."
Are there any vegetarian options
'You'd better come with us, sir.'
'Oh, it's just a flesh wound -- I got it in a price war.'
'To hell with the rules.'
I WILL NOT COMMENT ON MS. STEMPEL'S WART
'I'm prescribing a flesh-eating virus for you.'
"Do you want her medium or well done?"
Tags:witch, witches, witchcraft, witch burning, witch burnings, bonfires, bonfire, sacrifice, religion, witch trial, witch trials, witch hunt, witch hunts, intolerance, meat, grill, executioner, execution, executions, executioners, conviction, inquisition, inquisitor, torch, medium, cooked, cooking, burning, obscurantism, salem, flesh, well done, cook, sorcerer
'Well, the man at the pet shop assured me that they were goldfish.'
At the monster supermarket.
"Eat your predigested greens."
Tags:lion, lions, lioness, lionesses, cat, cats, cub, cubs, zebra, animal, animals, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, kill, corpse, carcass, meat, flesh, bones, greens, digestion, predator, predators, prey, quarry, game, veg, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, green, greens, nutritionist, nutritionists, healthy living, carnivore, herbivore, herbivores, carnivores, healthy eating
'Care to go out for a bite?'
'Cheeky sods! I'm sure they're mentally dressing us.'
If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.
A banana slips on the skin of a man.
'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour
Banana: 'Uh-Oh! QUICK, let's get OUTTA here Leonard! SKINHEADS!!' - Two Skinhead bananas with no stem-tops on their heads.
'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW
Tastes like Beeficken!