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The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.
Too late, Andy discovers that Red Bull doesn't, in fact, give you wings.
'Attention, passengers. Could everyone seated next to a window please stick your arms out and flap like crazy.'
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Doug has another one of his flying dreams.
'I hate when they do this.'
'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming!'
'This one's for coffee.'
I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.
Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.
'You think you're upset? Because of my size they insisted I buy a pair of tickets and then sold me two that aren't together!'
'Yikes! I wonder how long his flight has been delayed.'
Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.
'Oh, there's the black and blue box.'
'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'
Arrivals, Departures and Lost Luggage.
'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'
'Are we there yet?'
Man Jumps Out Of Plane With No Parachute.
'In the matter of bond, Your Honor; I would like to point out that my client poses no risk of flight.'
'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'
"At the time I thought it was a goose."
In case of fire, just fly away... man, it's awesome to be able to fly!
'You're an idiot, Harold!'
'If you dream it, you can fly. Of course, I only mean that figuratively. Do you know what 'figuratively' means Johnny? ... Johnny?'