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'Dozens of gauges and knobs, but not one cigarette lighter to plug in my heated travel mug.'
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'This is going to be a long night.'
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'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'
'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'
'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'
'Who would have guessed the wings are purely cosmetic?'
'#@!*%$! Throw rugs!'
'Okay, everyone for 'Plan Bee', raise your hand.'
'You and your discount airlines tickets!'
'They made it look so easy.'
'There's too many of us. We're going to have to fly in a W-formation.'
Dreams of different species.
Large Paper Aeroplane Startles Passenger On Jet.
An Airport Control Tower.
Plane of Ladders.
'I offset my guilt about carbon emissions to China.'
'Yep, I'm saving the world, not carbon footprints.'
The art of Eddy Cucumba: flying cow at night.
"OK, this is the proposed flight route."