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The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.
'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'
'Please put your tray table and seat in their upright and locked position... ooh! Didn't say Simon Sez.'
'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'
"Promise you'll spend it on flies?"
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Mostly Identified Flying Objects
A man sits in an armchair with seven flies or other insects, framed on his wall; he has a fly-swatter in his hand.
How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'
Tags:fly, flies, flying, insect, insects, bug, bugs, pest, pests, watch, watches, watching, time, times, timepiece, timepieces, lifetime, life, lifespan, warranty, lifetime warranty, life span, span, warranties, salesman, salesmen, sales, sale, sell, selling, customer service, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!
A superhero dog asks to be walked.
Tags:superhero, superheroes, walk, walks, walkies, walking, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, fly, flies, flying, human flight, go out, goes out, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog person, dog people, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, beg, begs, begging, animal trainer, animal trainers, dog walker, dog walkers, dog trainer, dog trainers
"Let's try it. We won't tell them we're flies."
Tags:fly, flies, roach, roaches, roach motel, roach motels, blend, blends, blend in, blends in, blending in, cockroach, cockroaches, trap, traps, trapping, pest, pests, exterminate, exterminates, exterminating, extermination, exterminations, road trip, road trips, fly, flies, housefly, houseflies, house fly, house flies
'Dang! Crashed again! Oh well... I've got to get to my flight.'
Tags:pilot, pilots, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, video game, video games, arcade game, arcade games, crash, crashes, crashed, crashing, fly, flies, flight, flights, worry, worries, worrying, worried, flight simulator, flight simulators, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Oh, for pity's sake, wouldn't he be better off learning to walk first?"
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A man in an airplane shoos away geese
'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'
"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"
Tags:storks, stork, babies, baby, new born babies, new born baby, congratulations, birth, birthday, deliveries, delivery, flies, fly, insect, insects, incompetence, compensation, swallowed a fly, swallow, malpractice, medical malpractice, medical insurance, obstetrics, obstetricians, obstetrician, deliveryman, delivery men
"All day, every day—'There's a goddam fly in here!' It's so hurtful."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, pest, pests, fly, flies, stress, stressful, mental health, psychology, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-respect, hurtful, hurt, past control, pest management, exterminator, exterminators, complaint, complaints, complaining, bullying, maltreatment, persecution, mistreated, persecuted
'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'
"You're amazing! Where do you even find the time to shave your legs?"
Fruit Fly Photo Albums
Too late, Andy discovers that Red Bull doesn't, in fact, give you wings.
"I was born a pest and I shall die a pest!"
'Okay this test is scheduled for three hours, Fruit fly, you can be excused if you need to die,'
'Once again she'd been seated next to a crying baby, but this time Mara was fighting back.'