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A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.
"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."
Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.
So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.
"Don't let anyone call you a flightless bird. We're birds who choose to waddle."
"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."
"You've got the damn thing on inside out!"
An upset looking penguin watches a flying fish fly past him.
'Ok, so far, so good. Now I'm going to expose only one eye this time to a different picture. It's time to confront your fears, Frank. I know you can do this.'
"Normally I don't fly..."
"Ah, that looks like the fellow, it's the walk - dead giveaway."
(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)
Somehow, Henrietta had dropped into an unexpected flight path....A sixth sense told her to hold that path, no matter what!!
'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'
"Is my breath fishy?"
"You ever have flying dreams?"
Boy trying to teach penguins to fly
'Before the end of November, we need to learn to do that.'
"Ha! And they said we couldn't fly!"
"What are you gawking at?"
"Well yes, technically penguin's are flightless birds..."
"So how do you like my makeover?"
Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse
"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."