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I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.
Tags:whale, whales, killer whale, killer whales, alcohol, alcoholism, dolphin, dolphins, concern, concerns, wine, wines, bottle, bottlenose, bottleneck, flipper, flippers, fish, fishes, smell, smelly, smelling, addiction, alcoholic, drinker, drinking, symptoms, clue, clues, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'The snake and plunger didn't work, so I'm going in...'
'Apparently, you fail to appreciate the seriousness of your situation.'
"I say let's wait for the next one."
Tags:venice, canal, canals, gondola, gondolas, boat, boats, gondolier, gondoliers, couple, couples, wait for the next one, waiting, wait, inner tube, inner tubes, flotation device, flotation devices, flipper, flippers, googles, goggle, swim cap, swim caps, danger, dangerous, drown, drowning, swim, swimming, incompetent, amateur, amateurs
Fish snorkling above water.
"Patti! I can't watch tv without the flipper!...and, yes, I looked everywhere!"
Tags:penguin, penguins, tv remote, flipper, flippers, bird, birds, tv viewing, couch potato, couch potatoes, slob, sobs, remote control, remote controls, remote controller, remote controllers, television remote, lost property, lazy, laziness, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, reynolds unwrapped
'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'
'I'm thinking of flipping this house.'
All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.
Tags:tan, tans, tanning, sunbathing, sunbathers, beach, beaches, beach-goer, beach-goers, sun bathing, sun bather, sun bathers, seaside, seashore, seashores, flipper, flippers, spatula, spatulas, fried, flip, flip over, turn, turn over, done, cooked, high time, giant, large, sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, burn, burns, burning, fry, fries, frying
Ducklings following a diver.
God Bless Our Asking Price
Man crushing grapes with flippers.
'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'
'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'
"Looks like we may be in for more rain!"
Tags:weather report, weather reports, rain, rains, rainy day, rainy days, flood, floods, flooding, deluge, deluges, heavy rain, snorkel, snorkels, snorkelling, flipper, flippers, pour, pours, pouring, local news report, local news reports, news reporter, news reporters, weatherman, weathermen, weather man, weather men
Swimmer with large feet.
'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'
Tags:shark, sharks, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, teeth, tooth, fin, fins, flipper, flippers, diver, divers, scuba diver, scuba divers, stuck, mirror, mirrors, appearance, appearances, self conscious, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I need shoes in size 11. I mean size 11 in the width, not in the length."
'Thank you for coming in at such short notice.'
'I can't, you're sitting on my flippers.'
'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'
'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'
Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.