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"It's courtesy of the gentleman seated at the other end of the bar, ma'am."
"So you're the little lady who invented the wheel. Do tell me more."
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"I'd love to, but I live with someone."
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"I'm not looking for Mr. Right. I'm looking for Mr. Right Now."
To discourage the sending of personal e-mails at work...
"Want to skip lunch and cruise Canal for a pair of piano movers?"
"They never change. It's just that as we get older we develop a higher tolerance for dorks."
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"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
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"Go ahead. Press one for more options."
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"Sandro! What a relief to see you up and smoldering again."
"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"
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Penguin Mating Rituals Modernize With Fashion
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"Thank you for the drink, but, no, you may not have my 'e mail' address."
"What's the opposite of a multiple personality?"
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"You're thinking computer nerd, right? Actually, I don't know diddly about computers."
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"I love you, Ilene, O.K.? Get over it!"
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"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."
"Do you 'C'mere!' often?"
"May I write a poem about you?"
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"I know you're wired to respond to successful older men, but what are you doing in the meantime?"
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"Recess does things to a man."
"Hey! Green eyes!"
"OMG, I'm on a journey, too!"
"Right now I'm between drinks."