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'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
Tags:rescue, rescued, rescuer, inflatable, inflated, inflate, blow up, inflatable tie, float, floating, flotation, flotation device, ocean, oceans, ocean liner, cruise liner, cruise, cruise ship, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion faux pas, novel, novelty, novelty tie, novelty ties, novelties, invent, invention, sea, lost at sea, sink, sank, sunk, accident
"Sorry, still rerouting."
Tags:gps, parade, parades, carnival, carnivals, mistake, mistakes, reroute, rerouting, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, modern life, modern times, modern technology, modern technologies, funeral bearer, funeral bearers, undertaker, undertakers, funeral director, funeral directors, dark humour, black humour, float, floats, carnival float, carnival floats
'They're a lot safer when they have this foam insulation on, plus...'
Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.
Tags:fish, fishes, bowl, bowls, goldfish, goldfishes, eat, eats, eating, overeat, overeats, overeater, weight, weigh, weighs, weight loss, meet, meets, meeting, dead, dying, float, floats, floating, whistles, whistle, whistling, obese, obesity, fat, fats, greed, greedy, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."
Tags:walk, walks, walking, pedestrian, pedestrians, laws of physics, cartoons, cartoon physics, look down, looks down, looking down, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, street, streets, fall, falls, falling, fall down, falls down, falling down, float, floats, floating, hover, hovers, hovering, dawning realization, dawning realizations, defy gravity, defying gravity, gravity
A nurse accidentally provides a patient with helium instead of oxygen.
Flotation Device on the Phone
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, phone call, phone calls, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartpphones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, beach, beaches, inflatable, inflatables, float, floats, flotation device, flotation devices, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations
'You can't just float through life, and never deal with the issues.'
Graduation Day At Telekinesis School
Tags:telekinesis, telekinetic, psychic, psychics, psychic power, psychic powers, supernatural, super natural, graduate, graduation, congrats, congratulate, congratulations, college, college grad, grad school, university, university, cap, cap and gown, throw the cap, in the air, air, floating, float, floats, visual gag, image gag, visual joke, play on words, word play, word-play, medium, graduation day, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies
"It's your mother. She's floated back."
Tags:mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, ice flow, ice flows, ice floe, ice floes, eskimo, eskimos, inuit, inuits, yupik, yupiks, mother in law, mothers in law, float, floats, float away, floats away, floating away, exile, exiles, exiled, sent away, die, dies, dying, death, deaths, in-law, in-laws, return, returns, returning
"If she floats, she's a witch. If she sinks, maybe she had a point about women's rights."
Tags:dunking chair, dunking chairs, cucking stool, cucking stools, ducking stool, ducking stools, ducking chair, ducking chairs, cucking chair, cucking chairs, witch, witches, witchcraft, womens rights, women's rights, feminism, feminist, feminists, accusation, accusations, float, floats, female rights, gender inequality
"It's amazing how often two people, working independently, come up with the same idea at the same time."
"I have this crazy dream in which I'm the star of the Thanksgiving Day Parade."
A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.
Tags:gondolier, gondoliers, venice, beach, beaches, float, floats, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, gondola, gondola, venetian, venetians, boat, boats, venetian boatman, venetian boatmen, rowing, rower, rowers, canal, canals, inner tube, inner tubes, flotation device, flotation devices, italy, italian, italians
"It's O.K., he's on a break."
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, break, breaks, break time, office hours, office time, on the clock, lazy, laziness, skive, skiving, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, float, floating, fly, flying, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, rat race, the rat race, modern life, modern expectations
Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.
Tags:sir isaac newton, newton's law, newton's laws of motion, gravity, gravitational pull, float, floating, mathematician, math, mathematics, maths, apple, apples, apple tree, apple trees, tree, trees, science, scientist, scientists, friend, friends, ridicule, ridiculed, poking fun, teasing, discovery, discoveries, discovered, theory, theories
"Mom! Dad! Do something!"
Tags:pool, pools, pool toy, pool toys, float, floats, floating device, floating devices, raft, rafts, floatie, floaties, animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, captured, capture, hunt, hunted, hunting, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, mother, mothers
No man is an island ??" it just looks that way.
Acme Discount Life Vests
Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.
"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."
Tags:decoy, decoys, parade, parades, float, floats, defense, defense industry, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, distracting, balloon, balloons, thanksgiving, army, navy, strategy, strategies, military strategy, military strategies, fool, fools, fooling, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions
"What do you mean, you're planning to float the business...?
"Did you pay the gravity bill?"