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"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, herd, herds, herding, flock, flocks, shepherd, shepherds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, livestock, sheepdog, sheepdogs, sheep dog, sheep dog, working dog, working dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, herding dog, herding dogs, bark, barking, annoyed, angry, upset, cooperation, cooperating
Oh, how the Pickney bird twins longed for a world without idioms,
'At this age, they can't really be coached. It's more like you herd them in one direction and hope the ball goes into the goal.'
Tags:sheep, lamb, lambs, goal, goals, train, trains, training, trained, trainer, trainers, herd, herds, herding, herded, shepherd, shepherds, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, flock, flocks, flocking, flock, football, footballer, footballers, soccer, soccer player, soccer players, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
Tags:animal, animals, sheep, flock, flocks, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, bo-peep, little bo-peep, roll call, roll calls, attendance, present, answer, answers, answering, name, names, list, lists
"I love it when we flock together."
"The rest of the flock and I feel you're displaying a lack of sensitivity with those 'muttonchops'."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, flock, flocks, shepherd, livestock, farm, farms, shepherds, mutton, muttonchop, muttonchops, mutton chop, mutton chops, hair, facial hair, sideburn, sideburns, beard, beards, disrespectful, insensitive, indifferent, man, men, wordplay, word play
'Always with the 'v'...would it kill us to try a 'w'? Even an 'i' would be cool.'
"When skippy barks, He barks for the King."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, herd, herds, herding, flock, flocks, shepherd, shepherds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, livestock, sheepdog, sheepdogs, sheep dog, sheep dog, working dog, working dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, herding dog, herding dogs, bark, barking, order, orders, orderings, command, commands, commanding, royal decree, royal decrees, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, government, governments, politics, sheeple
'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, horse, horses, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, lonely, loneliness, alone, isolate, isolates, isolated, isolation, loner, loners, horseback, horsebacks, lasso, lassos, herd, herds, herding, herded, flock, flocks, flocking, flocked, chick, chicks, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Please tell me you made reservations.'
"Under New Management"
Tags:animal, animals, sheep, cat, cats, shepherd, shepherds, watching, watching over, guarding, flock, flocks, her, herds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, field, fields, hillside, under new management, new management, store, stores, shop, shops, restaurant, restaurants, retail, manager, managers, management, business, businesses, sign, signs
"It's such a nice day I think I'll walk."
Why Are You Following Me?
Sheep dog jumping across sheep - and one of the sheep hits him with a frying pan
'Can you believe it Harold? Our first trip down South. It's so exciting!'
A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".
Jeff's new computer came with the wrong kind of ram.
"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, talking bird, talking birds, tree, trees, sitting, together, same, different, differences, similar, similarities, birds of a feather flock together, flock, flocks, group, groups, angry, upset, annoyed, bothered, common interests, common tastes, have things in common, similar characteristics, similar interests, same interests, common characteristics, unique, prejudice, prejudices, bias, biased, making friends, friendship, friend, friends, mate, mates, relationship, relationships, expression, expressions, proverb, proverbs, word play, wordplay
"I'm afraid I can't help you. I'm from New Zealand, and all I know is sheep."
Tags:man, men, stranger, strangers, asking for directions, directions, lost, confused, map, maps, address, addresses, pedestrian, pedestrians, help, helping, unhelpful, assist, assisting, useless, city, cities, urban, new zealand, kiwi, kiwis, new zealander, new zealanders, tourist, tourists, street, streets, animal, animals, sheep, herd, herds, flock, flocks, shepherd, shepherds, stereotype, stereotypes, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, know, knowledge, traveler, traveler, traveller, travellers
"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."
Tags:sheepdog, sheepdogs, shepherd, shepherds, security guard, security guards, security camera, security cameras, sheep, sheeps, flock, flocks, herd, herds, sheep dog, sheep dogs, sheep-dog, sheep-dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, working dog, working dogs, guard dog, guard dogs, surveillance, security surveillance
'Is this your first time at formation flying?'
'Empty-nesters. They're hoping to sell before the flock tries to move back in.'
A Farmer's Favourite Sheep
"Instead of mating for life, why can't we just be a flock with benefits?"