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A plumber heads down to a basement to find a boy with his finger in the pipe.
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'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'
"And this time--no ark!"
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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
'That's probably not a good sign.'
"Personally I won't be convinced about climate change until I see the evidence!"
'Never mind a Triple Lock pension guarantee, I want better quality sandbags.'
Tips for boy with his finger in the Dike
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"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"
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'There goes Slippery Sid, he never misses a trick does he?'
Leaking washing machine.
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"You know a lot about global warming. When will we be able to swim up central park west?"
'It's the council's flood defence system.'
Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'
Polar Bear arrives at house
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'Jerry looked into flood insurance but says it's too darned expensive,'
"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."
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'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'
"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."
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"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."
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"Oh, good, they're in."
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"Well, we needed the rain."
"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"