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A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office
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"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."
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Chet Blows Another Sale.
Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.
'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'
'A ceiling? All this time I thought it was a floor.'
The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.
'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'
"Your heart rate's good, but it shouldn't be beating under the floor like that."
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'....I need to do push-ups more often. I just found my contacts.'
"Desktops are off-limits. Anything on the floor is sweepers-keepers."
'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'
'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'
Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.
'But I can't take my muddy boots off - I'm not wearing any!'
'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'
'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'
Man sweeps dust under carpet and small man sweeps it out.
'Honey, I think our 3-second rule should just apply to food.'
Flying carpets $10.00, flying linoleum $3.00.
Hospital elevators - Each floor is shown as a different part of the human anatomy, e.g. head, torso etc.
"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"
'I thought this only happened in cartoons.'