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"Your heart rate's good, but it shouldn't be beating under the floor like that."
Suddenly Kip hit an area not marked on his Creaky Board Floor Map. The curfew police would both be sympathetic.
Painting into a corner.
'...About this laminated wood flooring I purchased from your company last year...'
'You did that on purpose!'
'Is that the purpose of life?'
Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.
'That's Milly for you...she buries her bones the minute she gets them.'
'Help! I've painted myself into the fireplace...'
'I made the mistake of redoing the house in Limousin oak, right before Jack decided to start barrel aging his merlot.'
Floorist: 'Say it with Timber'
"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."