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"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."
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Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.
The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.
"Your heart rate's good, but it shouldn't be beating under the floor like that."
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'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'
'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'
Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.
"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."
Tags:sod house, sod houses, sod, dirt, dirt floor, cowboy, cowboys, barn, barns, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, ranch, ranches, ranch hand, ranch hands, tile, tiles, flooring, floors, interior, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decoration, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, rural, rustic, home improvement, house, houses
Flying carpets $10.00, flying linoleum $3.00.
"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"
"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department."
'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'
"I removed the carpeting and lo and behold, hardwood!"
'Ooo. I just love your bearskin rug!'
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'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'
'Maybe it's just me, but I can't shake the feeling we're being used as pawns.'
'...About this laminated wood flooring I purchased from your company last year...'
'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'
"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."
'Let's say it's an indoor pool and charge extra for it.'
'Think extra-plush carpeting will hide the hole?'
'Oh no, green waxy build up.'
'That was some varnish remover!'
'Wow. A hole in one.'