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Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives
"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."
Tags:bird, birds, pet, pets, pet bird, pet birds, birdcage, birdcages, bird cage, bird cages, migrate, migration, migrations, migrating, fly south, flying south, birds flying south, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, florida, winter, winters, wintertime, wintertimes, prison, prisons, prisoners, crimes, crime, criminal, criminals, locked up, abandon, abandoned, jail, jails, in jail, abandonment, unsupported, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic
"See if you can hit Florida."
Tags:aim, aimed, angel, angels, unlikely, heaven, heavens, heavenly, lightning, lightning bolt, bolt, bolt action, bolts, repent, repents, repenting, retribution, retribution, god, gods, godly, god above, zeus, jupiter, religious imagery, religion, religions, myth, florida, florida man, god, gods, region, regional, america, american, united states, us, usa
Last Chance For Reality
"I'm sorry but Mr. Berrell is in Port St. Lucie trying out for the Mets."
Tags:baseball, baseballs, team, teams, sport, sports, professional sports, professional sport, athlete, athletes, athleticism, florida, port st lucie, tryout, tryouts, trying out, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, reception, new york
Third-Degree White Belt
Tags:karate, taekwondo, martial arts, white belt, family line, generation, generations, hometown, hometowns, ancestry, ancestors, ancestor, old, old people, age, aging, ageing, miami, beach, beaches, florida, snow bird, snow birds, black belt, grandparents, grandparent, grandfather, grandfathers, grandmother, grandmothers, retire, retired, retirement, pensioner, pensioners
Vista Acres - A tanned community.
"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."
Tags:season, seasons, winter, summer, spring, fall, autumn, travel, traveling, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, rich, wealth, rich people, rich person, rich men, rich man, rich women, rich woman, wealthy man, wealthy women, wealthy men, wealthy woman, wealthy person, wealthy people, money, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, manhattan, new york city, palm beach, florida, paris, france, martha's vineyard, cape cod, massachusetts
"Now that I'm back I Miss Florida already."
Snowmen go on their honeymoon to Miami.
"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."
Tags:break, breaks, shuffleboard, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, retirement community, retirement communities, old folks, old folks home, old folks homes, age, ages, ageing, aging, florida, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, competitive, competitiveness, competitive streak, competitive streaks, resort, resorts, whisper, whispers, whispering, game, games, competition, competitions, discretion, discreet
(South Beached Whales)
"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."
The Quack Quack Diaries: Sal E. Mander's Swamp Swipe!
Tags:comic book, comic books, comic, comics, narrative, narratives, quack quack, duck, ducks, diary, diaries, journal, journals, childrens book, children's book, childrens books, children's books, satire, satires, satirical, pseudo, lizard, lizards, florida, everglades, national park, national parks
Alligator Log Ride
Tags:out to lunch cartoon, alligator trap, log ride, amusement park, florida, alligator, alligtors, tourist, tourists, accident, accidents, injury, injuries, animal bites, fun park, fun fair, theme park, animal bite, fun parks, fun fairs, theme parks, ride, rides, dangerous, danger, log flume, log flumes, log rides, crocodile, crocodiles, caught, catch
"Home is the place where, when you go there, they have to take you in - unless they've moved to a one-bedroom condo in Boca Raton."
'This Pinot Grigio reminds me of Miami Beach - they're both close to water.'
I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.
"If the secede, we'll have no place to retire."
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I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'
"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."
"We'd cook out more often if it weren't for these damned monitor lizards."