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'Are you crazy, lady? You ordered these twenty minute sago.'
'It's ok, I'm a florist'
'it's nice but I prefer Monet's garden at Giverny.'
'Oh gross, manure.'
'You sure? I thought Mr. Travolta's appointment wasn't until Thursday.'
"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."
Tags:flower, flowers, flower shop, flower shops, flower store, flower stores, florist, florists, bouquet, bouquets, buying flowers, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, romance, romantic, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, guilt, guilty, feeling guilty, gift, gifts, present, present, make-up, makeup, making up, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, saying sorry, rule of thumb, rules of thumbs, rule, rules, stem, stems, long-stemmed, advice, marital advice, relationship advice
"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."
Tags:begonia, begonias, flower, flowers, flower pot, flower pots, accident, accidents, accidental, murder, murders, murdering, killing, killings, murder weapon, murder weapons, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, accidental death, accidental deaths, manslaughter, likely story, likely stories, murderess, murderesses, fall, falls, falling, heavy object, heavy objects
The Last Flower
Tags:flower, flowers, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, nature, nature lover, nature lovers, communing with nature, pollution, pollute, pollutes, polluting, natural world, natural worlds, conservation, conserve, conserves, conserving, wildflower, wildflowers, botany, botanist, botanists, biology, biologist, biologists
"I brought the bougainvillea in from the greenhouse. It wasn't happy out there."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, plant, plants, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, greenhouse, greenhouses, happy, happiness, unhappy, annoyed, upset, bougainvillea, thorn, thorns, thorny, hobby, hobbies, botany, botanist, botanists, science, taking over
'You didn't like it when I got you flowers from the petrol station, so this year I've bought you a litre of engine oil.'
"We're out of flowers."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, centerpiece, centerpieces, centrepiece, centrepieces, flower, flowers, vase, vases, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, out, ran out, decor, decoration, decorations
"Are these beautiful? I can't ever tell?"
"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."
Umbrella with Flowers
A bird pulls a flower out of the ground and sings into it as though it is a microphone.
'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'
'You know, I bet if we steamed that and dipped it in mayo, it wouldn't be half bad... that or use it as some sort of weapon.'
There once was a person who planted a seed
"Sometimes you just have to stop and b***h about the roses."
"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, leisure.hobby, hobbies, spring, springtime, planting, plant, plants, flower, flowers, plan, plans, planning, february, spring planting, season, seasons, planting season, seasonal
"Can't we go five minutes without you checking your flower?"
Tags:plant, plants, houseplant, houseplants, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening, technology, robot, robots, interruption, interruptions, distraction, distractions, distracted, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, role reversal, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, modern life
"You've really been with us quite a while, haven't you, Hepburn?"
Tags:hospital, hospital stay, hospital stays, long stay, long stays, hospitalized, hospitalization, hospitalize, hospitalizing, in hospital, sympathy, flower, flowers, flower arrangement, flower arrangements, flower arranger, flower arrangers, ill, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, unknown illness, unknown illnesses, undiagnosed, diagnosis, diagnoses, treatment, treatments
Ed's Flowers: Valentine's Special! Doz Roses $59.99
"My Chilean monkey flower is just sitting there doing nothing."
Tags:plants, plant, houseplant, houseplants, flower, flowers, horticulture, horticulturalist, horticulturalists, monkey flower, monkey flowers, chilean monkey flower, chilean monkey flowers, hanging plant, hanging plants, complaint, complaints, home life, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, wife, wives, everyday life, gardening, gardener, garden, gardens
A woman thinks of flowers and a man thinks of a prison cell.
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, romance, romantic, flowers, flower, bunch of flowers, romantic gift, romantic gifts, prison, prison cell, imprisonment, trapped, prisoner, prisoners, thought, thought bubbles, different thoughts, points of view, point of view, bad relationships, bad relationship, gender stereotype, misogyny, misogynistic, commitment, fear of commitment, commitment phobe, commit