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"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."
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'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'
'Are you sure that's all you have to say?'
"What the hell do you want? You know this is my busiest day, Mother!"
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'Hands up. This is a military coup!'
"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."
"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."
'I brought you here to say I'm sorry. Can we go now - or do I have to buy you some?'
'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'
"Well, if they are for an amnesiac, how about some Forget-Me-Nots?"
"Crikey! I wasn't intending to shout it from the rooftops!!"
'Nothing says congrats on a healthy new diet than an arrangement of broccoli, fruit and cauliflower!'
"I swear, they looked great in the florist's shop..."
'Let's eat in town tonight: There's a new florist that has just opened...'
'I'm looking for a plant that's deaf. I don't have time to talk to it.'
"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."
Flower Shop: Forget-Me-Nots.
'The money we invest goes to pay back other florists who have invested. It's just a pansy scheme.'
SUSIE'S FLOWER SHOP, 'Do you have a rose by any other name?'
Flowers in a vase - $39. Flowers in a vahse - $79.
'What's your return policy?'
'I want some that are past their best for her fiftieth birthday.'