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"Want to score some flu shots.?"
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To ensure that all of their citizens are protected against the flu, officials in Syracuse released 100,000 flu-inoculating bees.
'I picked up this little trick on my holiday to New Guinea.'
'Good news. We have a new shot that combines all shots in one.'
"We're out of flu shots."
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'Well we never did get a flu shot.'
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'Computer Virus Season is Here. Get an Anti-Virus for Your Computer!'
Flu vaccine shortage forces man to seek out drug dealer.
Drive-thru Flu Clinic.
'Could I give him a quick flu jab? - Government targets y'know.'
"Hold still, please, I'm practicing for my darts tournament!"
'I've got a dog and I'm worried that it might catch avian flu from a turkey and develop a new strain of caninebird flu that I might catch!...Have you got something I can take to stop that happening?'
Swine Flu Party: Do help yourself to the HN51 and there's some avian in the fridge.
Swine flu consultation
Flue Vaccine Delayed Due to 'Problem with Packaging.'
Well at least there's consistency in SOME things.
How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.
Flu Vaccine Delayed By 'Problems with Packaging'.
FLu jabs delayed for third year running...'GP's are always saying they want more consistency, less change...So we haven't changed ANYTHING for three years!'
Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.
'What's the government doing about the jabless?'
'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'
'You're one lucky pachyderm. I managed to get a ten-gallon flu shot for you.'