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"Want to score some flu shots.?"
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'I picked up this little trick on my holiday to New Guinea.'
'Interesting... From the way you describe it, it's almost as though the flu has... 'gone viral,' per se.'
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'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'
'All we have to do is place them on the waiting room chairs!'
Return Of The Flu.
"Polly wants a flu shot."
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'Good news. We have a new shot that combines all shots in one.'
'I think we should get flu shots this year.'
"We're out of flu shots."
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'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'
'Well we never did get a flu shot.'
"I'll have the chicken Tamiflu."
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'Computer Virus Season is Here. Get an Anti-Virus for Your Computer!'
Drive-thru Flu Clinic.
'I figured out a way for us to get flu shots. Put on this mask and overcoat, and grab that walker over there.'
Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.
'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'
'What's the government doing about the jabless?'
"I want a refund on that flu shot! It's only 23% effective and I feel 77% horrible!"
'You're one lucky pachyderm. I managed to get a ten-gallon flu shot for you.'
'Attaboy...a good firm grip. Now, let's go sanitize our hands!'