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'I picked up this little trick on my holiday to New Guinea.'
'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'
Return Of The Flu.
Drive Thru Flu Clinic
"Polly wants a flu shot."
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'Well we never did get a flu shot.'
Drive-thru Flu Clinic.
Swine Flu Party: Do help yourself to the HN51 and there's some avian in the fridge.
'I've got a dog and I'm worried that it might catch avian flu from a turkey and develop a new strain of caninebird flu that I might catch!...Have you got something I can take to stop that happening?'
'There are a number of criteria for allocating our limited flu vaccine, but 'keeping the babe magnet in action' isn't one of them.'
Flu Vaccine Delayed By 'Problems with Packaging'.
"This feels so familiar."
Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.
'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'
"I want a refund on that flu shot! It's only 23% effective and I feel 77% horrible!"
'You're one lucky pachyderm. I managed to get a ten-gallon flu shot for you.'
Newspaper articles reads, 'Bird flu dangers' - cuckoo clock coughs in background.
'First time out together since the panic stations of you getting a chicken bone stuck in your throat!'
"What do we want?... Flu jabs! When do we want them?... Now!"
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"Gimme a fly shot...and make it a double."
"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."
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'Attaboy...a good firm grip. Now, let's go sanitize our hands!'
'Hi! I'm back!....And I'm even earlier this year!'
There are a number of criteria for allocating our limited flu vaccine, but 'keeping the babae magnet in action' isn't one of them.