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Prisoners of Covid.
'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'
'The stock market remained unchanged, on the news that the more things change, the more they stay the same.'
"Erratic temperature changes? It's probably just early menopause."
"Oh, you know...up and down."
'Stocks dropped and bonds rose on the news that the economy is just one big balancing act...'
US dollar rising and falling.
Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.
Food Price Rollercoaster
"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."
Investments: Free Bumper Stickers for Customers.
'Do we have any bedtime stories about currency trading or interest rate fluctuations?'
'I've been looking high and low for a get-well card for a stock portfolio.'
'Stocks rose today on news that 'nothing ventured, nothing gained'.'
Eddie, we live in turbulent times. Therefore, I'm keeping you in turbulent stocks.
'The CEO's had himself cryogenically frozen until the economy picks up.'
Business Report - "...buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy..."
"When it comes to the economy I may be illiterate, but I can still read between the lines."