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"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."
Tags:flu, flues, influenza, cold, colds common cold, common colds, waiting room, waiting rooms, doctor appointment, doctor appointments, infection, infections, bug, bugs, interior, interiors, infectious disease, infectious diseases, hospital, hospitals, breeding ground, breeding grounds, petri dish, petri dishes
"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"
Tags:bird flu, bird flues, flu, flues, flu season, influenza, flu strain, flu strains, chicken, chickens, barnyard, barnyards, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, chicken coop, chicken coops, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, disease, diseases, disease transmission, contagious, contagion, contagions, chicken little
Now landing at an airport near you.
Tags:airport, airports, land, lands, landing, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flu, flues, influenza, flu season, flu seasons, spread, spreads, spreading, epidemic, epidemics, swine flu, avian flu, pandemic, pandemics, travel, travels, traveling, travelling, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, sick, sickness, sicknesses, disease, diseases, disease transmission, disease vector, disease vectors
'Someday, just for a change, why can't we send American Flu to Asia?'
A convenient attack of swine flu...
Tags:swine flu, flu, flues, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, eat, eats, eating, eating competition, eating competitions, competitive, competitiveness, competitive eater, competitive eaters, skip out, skips out, skipping out, fake sick, fakes sick, faking sick, fake illness, fakes illness, faking illness, illness, illnesses, flu season, outbreak, outbreaks, epidemic, epidemics
'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'
Tags:tissue, tissues, sneeze, sneezes, sneezing, flu, flues, cold, colds, influenza, nose, noses, soup, soups, blow, blowing, blows, lost, loses, losing, lose, smell, smells, bad manners, poor manners, impolite, politeness, god bless you, german, language, languages, gesundheit, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Not another bloody flue liner!'
"You have the Hum bug.'
'Me, sick? Not really. I just found a few years ago that faking I was would keep my boss away.'
'Uh - Oh... I fear, now it's your turn, bud!'
'Close the border with Mexico over a simple little plague? Don't be ridiculous! -- All we need is a little more gun control!'
Episcopalian Flue Jab.
You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.
'I'd like a flu jab.'