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'I'm afraid you've contracted one of the more literal strains of human rhinovirus.'
'Do you have something for my sinuses? I don't want my ring to rust.'
'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''
'The patient in the next bed is highly infectious. Thank God for these curtains.'
'Whenever I get a cold I buy a bottle of whiskey, and within an hour it's completely gone.'
"Hey, you have got great empathy!"
'To all you poor souls suffering with colds in January, I think I speak for everyone when I say go and die somewhere else!'
Colds: A man's and a woman's
one man finishes another's sneeze as a team.
'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'
"That's the worst head cold I've ever seen!"
Stay away from him, he's a bad bug. He makes people sick!
'You were cured by the thought of my soup! Healed by an imaginary bowl of fabulous soup.'
'He's over the flu, but he hasn't recuperated from the lack of pity.'
'Earth mother with her $36,000.000 cup of tea.'
'Fly season: The one time all year that anyone pays attention what anyone else in the office is doing.'
1999 Influenza Chic.
'Hey, you there with the disgusting cold! Blow that schnoz of yours outside would ya?!'
'Oh, Fred's not even here. . . I'm aware of nothing. I can't hear, see, think, smell, breath or move.'
'Please let me go home. . . I feel completely healthy.'
'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'
'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'
Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales
'Of course this unkown flu that you and everyone else has caught is harmless, Mr Bell.'
'Don't take this personally, Walter, but go home!'