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The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.
'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'
'Please put your tray table and seat in their upright and locked position... ooh! Didn't say Simon Sez.'
'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'
Caribbean Airport Security
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"Promise you'll spend it on flies?"
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Mostly Identified Flying Objects
How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
A man sits in an armchair with seven flies or other insects, framed on his wall; he has a fly-swatter in his hand.
'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'
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"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."
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Mary Poppins sighting
Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!
'Dang! Crashed again! Oh well... I've got to get to my flight.'
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"Let's try it. We won't tell them we're flies."
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A superhero dog asks to be walked.
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"Oh, for pity's sake, wouldn't he be better off learning to walk first?"
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A man in an airplane shoos away geese
Mr, Gilford had a knack for making high school physics fun,
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'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'
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"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"
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"All day, every day—'There's a goddam fly in here!' It's so hurtful."
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"I think the pain meds are kicking in Mr. Wiggles."
'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'